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Meal Ticket Synaptic Disconnect Syndrome. A condition counterintuitively prone in individuals which have received a large financial windfall, where-by they continue to "give fucks," unlike a normal brain, which would discontinue "giving fucks" immediately after receiving such a windfall.
Nick must have MTSDS because made $50 million from selling his startup, but he’s still arguing with people on Twitter about which filesystem he should run on his Linux laptop.
MTSDS by ice6969 August 11, 2018
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MPTSD • MTSDS • MFTSDLSOARP • MP5-SD5 • mpt
The name for Heckler & Koch's infamous weapon. From the MP5 series.

The MP5SD5, chambered for 9mm, is really an MP5 with a pre-built suppressor of excellent quality. It is used most commonly by counterterrorist forces. Terrorists fear this weapon because of its clandestine capabilities and all-around great performance in the field.
"I want one, but it's automatic. -_-"
-me
MP5SD5 by Dave February 3, 2004
"MPTS" is a shortened Portuguese SMS term for "meus putos" which means "my bros".
This term has appeared in PES 2020's song named "MPTS" produced by Branko and PEDRO.
how are y'all doin, MPTS?
MPTS by SUNOVER February 1, 2020

MFTSDLSOARP 

Internet chat abbreviation:

"Motherfucking tittysucking dicklicking sonofaratspussy."

Or broken down:

Mother fucking - titty sucking - dick licking - son of a rat's - pussy.
jimbo1234 - Hey gurl, wats up??!?!?
claire400 - not 2 much... hows bout u?
jimbo1234 - I got into a big fight with a big mftsdlsoarp!
claire400 - Oh that sucks...............
jimbo1234 - ...zzzzzzzzzz
claire400 - sorry, waz afk.
claire400 - you want 2 come over and have sex?
jimbo1234 - Sure! BRT
MFTSDLSOARP by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006
Movie Traumatic Stress Disorder:

A movie that disturbed you beyond a certain extent.

Not just mentally distressing, something that became physical.

Like for example watching it as a kid and waking up in the middle of the night with a pillow over your face feeling as if you’ve just been almost suffocated to death by what must’ve been about 100 people holding the pillow until you’re out of breath but you played dead and don’t know whether it was just a nightmare or whether it really happened.
The movie The Infiltrator gave me mtsd when I was about 9 or 12.

Why is that?

Because there’s a scene where they invite him to see a movie but it’s a bunch of footage of nazis raping and stuff and there’s a bunch of guys pleasuring themselves to it in the movie theater.
MTSD by Mrbigglesworth123456 November 27, 2023
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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