MPTSD

Mild Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.
The mild version of PTSD. When you do something really stupid in the past that always comes up at the most random times in your head. This can cause extreme stress even though everyone probably forgot about it.

Bro, that one time my voice cracked in the 6th grade school play keeps giving me MPTSD.

MPTSD by Frosty_85 February 11, 2018

MTSDS 

Meal Ticket Synaptic Disconnect Syndrome. A condition counterintuitively prone in individuals which have received a large financial windfall, where-by they continue to "give fucks," unlike a normal brain, which would discontinue "giving fucks" immediately after receiving such a windfall.

Nick must have MTSDS because made $50 million from selling his startup, but he’s still arguing with people on Twitter about which filesystem he should run on his Linux laptop.

MTSDS by ice6969 August 11, 2018

MP5SD5 

The name for Heckler & Koch's infamous weapon. From the MP5 series.

The MP5SD5, chambered for 9mm, is really an MP5 with a pre-built suppressor of excellent quality. It is used most commonly by counterterrorist forces. Terrorists fear this weapon because of its clandestine capabilities and all-around great performance in the field.

"I want one, but it's automatic. -_-"
-me

MP5SD5 by Dave February 3, 2004

MPTS 

"MPTS" is a shortened Portuguese SMS term for "meus putos" which means "my bros".
This term has appeared in PES 2020's song named "MPTS" produced by Branko and PEDRO.

how are y'all doin, MPTS?

MPTS by SUNOVER February 1, 2020

MFTSDLSOARP 

Internet chat abbreviation:

"Motherfucking tittysucking dicklicking sonofaratspussy."

Or broken down:

Mother fucking - titty sucking - dick licking - son of a rat's - pussy.

jimbo1234 - Hey gurl, wats up??!?!?
claire400 - not 2 much... hows bout u?
jimbo1234 - I got into a big fight with a big mftsdlsoarp!
claire400 - Oh that sucks...............
jimbo1234 - ...zzzzzzzzzz
claire400 - sorry, waz afk.
claire400 - you want 2 come over and have sex?
jimbo1234 - Sure! BRT

MFTSDLSOARP by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006

MTSD 

Movie Traumatic Stress Disorder:

A movie that disturbed you beyond a certain extent.

Not just mentally distressing, something that became physical.

Like for example watching it as a kid and waking up in the middle of the night with a pillow over your face feeling as if you’ve just been almost suffocated to death by what must’ve been about 100 people holding the pillow until you’re out of breath but you played dead and don’t know whether it was just a nightmare or whether it really happened.

The movie The Infiltrator gave me mtsd when I was about 9 or 12.

Why is that?

Because there’s a scene where they invite him to see a movie but it’s a bunch of footage of nazis raping and stuff and there’s a bunch of guys pleasuring themselves to it in the movie theater.

MTSD by Mrbigglesworth123456 November 27, 2023