MTSDS

Meal Ticket Synaptic Disconnect Syndrome. A condition counterintuitively prone in individuals which have received a large financial windfall, where-by they continue to "give fucks," unlike a normal brain, which would discontinue "giving fucks" immediately after receiving such a windfall.

Nick must have MTSDS because made $50 million from selling his startup, but he’s still arguing with people on Twitter about which filesystem he should run on his Linux laptop.

by ice6969 August 11, 2018

MSDS

Material Safety Data Sheets, A compilation of information required under the OSHA Communication Standard on the identity of hazardous chemicals, health, and physical hazards, exposure limits, and precautions.

MSDS shall be available upon request.

by m0ceN September 16, 2005

MTSS

Missing that special someone

I am really missing that special someone MTSS

by Secretofdoom March 8, 2009

mtss

midnight tokers sneakout squad

when stoners sneak out be get high

Matt: dude mtss tonite?
Nick: sure

by bdickinson October 30, 2009

msds

My Shit Don't Stink (originally Material Safety Data Sheets)

Hey Man, msds.
yeah...thats right!

by Burner January 22, 2005

MTDs

Masturbation Transmitted Disease... when you jerk off so much you rub your dick raw creating an infection or an MTD!

That kid Tyler jerks off 10 times a day!! He’s risking getting MTDs! A Masturbation Transmitted Disease!

by DrTimBob June 9, 2018

Msdsaidosm

To button mash on a keyboard and/or typewriter. Often used in IM or E-mail situations.

Me: Hey do you want to be my wife immediately?
Her: 324897yaoiudfhskjlb4 YEAH!
Me: Nice msdsaidosm, bish.

by ZED CHANCE FUCKING RULES January 14, 2009