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The sexiest guy of this millenium. All the girls want him, but he only wants one girl. Girls cum when they see him. he is the strongest and has the biggest abs you can find.
OMG! is that a Branko he/she/that is so sexy and hot, it must be a Branko.
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The most sexiest person you know. He has the best arms and the biggest abs. A Branko will be a loyal and good friend and love you unconditionnaly, if you don't say he does steroids.
Damn, did you u see that guy over there? My friend said he is a real Branko!
Branko by Congogangster18 May 25, 2020
Person who believes in causing harm to an innocent individual to achieve his or her own goal.
'Branko' claims that an innocent colleague Eric has schizophrenia. This action 'Branko' believes will cause people to distrust Eric and earn 'Branko' a better chance at a promotion.
Branko by John Oregon January 14, 2007
A dude who always says "yetirai" and got kicked out of a shuttle bus for doing the nazi salute
"who's that dude doing fortnite dances in the cafeteria?"
"oh that's just a Branko in its natural habitat."
Reporting information based on glanced headlines and no evidence or additional content
Is there really a Bloodborne series coming by HBO or are you just being a Branko right now?
Branko by HypeInsta May 17, 2021

Brandon Richardson

A handsome individual who lives in Miami that’s an entrepreneur, socialite and actor.

Also known as Prince or his government name Brandon Quantavius Richardson, born September 23, 1984.
Brandon Richardson is the sole create of Thots on a Yacht.

Dio Brando 

The name of a someone that is garunteed to kill your dog if he is your adoptive brother. Usually does evil actions followed by a blood cry WRYYYYYY! He will also attempt to crush your great great grandson with a steam roller in stopped time.
JoJo: Dio, what did you do to Danny?!
Dio Brando: WRYYYYYYY!!!!
JoJo: DIOOOOOOO!!!
Dio Brando by Krustywalrus October 11, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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