mpt

million post thread.

all those n00bs post in the mpt

by work June 15, 2007

mpt

a lot of times we hv probs to write a SMS & TO CHAT so mpt means empty

if u wanna write " you empty headed"
u can easily write " u mpt headed"

lol

by fang2026 February 16, 2009

MPT

Million profile troll. A person who post on forum with a million profiles

Please leave MPT, we blocked you from this site because you are a pedophile and this is your 50th profile today

by thewizardsson February 26, 2010

MPT

An acronym. Originally thought to mean Manufacturing Process Technician by ordinary management. However,on the contrary, actually represents the hierarchy established in a world class plastic injection department. The Molding Process Technician (MPT) is a skilled craftsman at the science of plastic injection processes and all things related to injection moulding. A step under the engineer level. Not to be confused with Draken

He's an MPT for paint! That's can't be your ooyfm , MPTs only work in the injection zone. Oh in that case we should corn dog that wannabe.

by J⊙nZillA October 14, 2014

MPT

Maximum Playing Time

When the house is free for a limited time so the moment the parent leaves, this is Maximum Playing Time

'When is your mum leaving?'
'About 9'
'I'll be round at 9:05 for Maximum Playing Time(MPT)'

by Einnob nagrom May 25, 2017

MPT

Metaphorical Poon Tang. Kissing, holding hands, etc.

Dude, i got some MPT last night!

by Brandoniouse August 22, 2011

MPT

My pussy tingles. Used when someone IS REALLY REALLY HOT.

*hot guy shows up*
me : MPT MPT
guy : what does that mean?
me : oh nothing 😍

by wksjsnns August 9, 2017