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A digital world where people without a first life mingle and be pathetic togethor in harmony.
"Timmy and I play Second Life and then we watch reruns of our middle school graduation while masturbating."
by DJ Gorilla December 03, 2006

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John Mayer it!

A way to turn any guitar song into something that people will relate to. Gets the guitar player instant pussy and respect from his borderline emo friends.
Them: "Man, I don't think anyone likes this song I wrote."

You: "John Mayer it! You'll get laid in no time."

Them: "Thanks man, that really worked."
by DJ Gorilla December 03, 2006

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Iraq/Iraq'd

Quagmire.

Synonym for "to fuck up very badly."
"I Iraq'd this shit up!"

"I Iraq'd my paper and now I have to repeat the 9th grade... again."
by DJ Gorilla December 03, 2006

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You wanna fight about it? Question, phrase, expletive.

You say this when you feel like pretending you are an Italian mobster. This phrase must always be spoken with a stereotypical Italian accent.
Them: "Dude, you completely fucked up my science project when you poured beer on it!"

You: "You wanna fight about it?"

by DJ Gorilla December 03, 2006

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A former republican presidential nominee and senator who spoiled his reputation by doing Viagra ads.

Can be used as a verb: "I Bob Doled your mom."
Can be used as a noun: "I picked myself up a pack of Bob Doles."
Can be used as an adjective: "The Bob Dole room is the sexiest room in the house."
by DJ Gorilla December 03, 2006

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Borderline Emo

One who is not openly emo to the world but secretly listens to soft music and writes poetry.

Also may have suspicious looking scars.
Them: "Hey dude, the Death Cab concert is in town!"

You: "Wow dude, I never knew you were a borderline emo."

Them: "Fuck you."
by DJ Gorilla December 03, 2006

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A backwards clothespin used to hang up light gels.
"Grab me a handful of C-47's Mike!"

"No, and furthermore, go fuck yourself."
by DJ Gorilla December 03, 2006

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