12 definitions by DJ Gorilla

Internet chat abbreviation:

"Motherfucking tittysucking dicklicking sonofaratspussy."

Or broken down:

Mother fucking - titty sucking - dick licking - son of a rat's - pussy.
jimbo1234 - Hey gurl, wats up??!?!?
claire400 - not 2 much... hows bout u?
jimbo1234 - I got into a big fight with a big mftsdlsoarp!
claire400 - Oh that sucks...............
jimbo1234 - ...zzzzzzzzzz
claire400 - sorry, waz afk.
claire400 - you want 2 come over and have sex?
jimbo1234 - Sure! BRT
by DJ Gorilla December 3, 2006
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A digital world where people without a first life mingle and be pathetic togethor in harmony.
"Timmy and I play Second Life and then we watch reruns of our middle school graduation while masturbating."
by DJ Gorilla December 3, 2006
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Iraq/Iraq'd

Quagmire.

Synonym for "to fuck up very badly."
"I Iraq'd this shit up!"

"I Iraq'd my paper and now I have to repeat the 9th grade... again."
by DJ Gorilla December 3, 2006
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John Mayer it!

A way to turn any guitar song into something that people will relate to. Gets the guitar player instant pussy and respect from his borderline emo friends.
Them: "Man, I don't think anyone likes this song I wrote."

You: "John Mayer it! You'll get laid in no time."

Them: "Thanks man, that really worked."
by DJ Gorilla December 3, 2006
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Jones Soda.

A trendy soda company that uses amateur photography on their bottles. They use unconventional flavors and colors for their soda.

Jones Soda is probably run by a bunch of dirty hippies.
"Give me a bottle of Jones Soda"
by DJ Gorilla December 3, 2006
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Fragged.

To be so drunk that the only term that comes to mind is fragged.

Can also be used when high or extremely tired.

Synonyms: wasted, obliterated, mind fucked, retarded.
"I am so fragged right now, I can't even stand up."

"Dude, we were totally fragged last night."

"Lets get so fragged that we pass out with a fat chick on top of us."
by DJ Gorilla December 3, 2006
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A backwards clothespin used to hang up light gels.
"Grab me a handful of C-47's Mike!"

"No, and furthermore, go fuck yourself."
by DJ Gorilla December 3, 2006
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