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My Personal ANdroid is an anime about a former Soviet experimental soldier who was placed in stasis during the 1960s and awoken in modern Japan after he washed up on a beach near a small town. Discovered by a young girl, known only as "k", the nameless Soviet soldier assumes k is his leader upon waking, due to the large number of sparkly stars on her clothes. The Soviet soldier is revealed to have had all of his insides replaced with clockwork and is thus called MPAN by k, due to him being an automoton. MPAN seeks to reclaim his organs and return to the CCCP but k is more interested in finding bugs and helping on her family's farm resulting in hijinks as MPAN tries to fit random organs into his cogs and gears.
"Hey do you guys have the latest issue of MPAN?"
"You mean the My Personal ANdroid series? Sure, in this one k goes to her uncle's pig farm!"
MPAN by Salamyan Hothberg October 16, 2019
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Mpanje is a slang word for Malawi. Kumpanje means " In Malawi" .
We came all the way from Mpanje.
Ine ndimakhala Kumanje.
Kumpanje everyone looks at you when you have a BMW.
This is mpanje aisxee..
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Mpanagia 

Mpanagia jesus's mom but more superior
Gamw th mpanagia
Mpanagia by VaggelisKouk October 23, 2019
Mpanias is pretty tall and athletic. If you get to know him you will realise his obsession for feet. For some that is a huge turn off. Moreover his penis is way too small. Overall Mpanias seems like the perfect match for a Tsab. They are the best gay couple you will ever see.
He sent me a dick pic yesterday and it was small.
You got yourself a Mpanias!
Mpanias by bigpeos November 8, 2022
Feedarei sto lol
O Mpantas feedarei sto lol
Mpantas by MarDal November 20, 2021
Feedarei sto lol
O Mpantas feedarei sto lol
Mpantas by MarDal November 20, 2021
Hottest man on earth. Very big penis. Hilarious and loves killing people
Omg its Mpanais,i would let him smash
Mpanais by Roadmandrillits November 20, 2021