Mpanias is pretty tall and athletic. If you get to know him you will realise his obsession for feet. For some that is a huge turn off. Moreover his penis is way too small. Overall Mpanias seems like the perfect match for a Tsab. They are the best gay couple you will ever see.
He sent me a dick pic yesterday and it was small.
You got yourself a Mpanias!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).