monstur

Something scary. Really scary. Something so unbelievably scary, the 'e' in monster was downshifted by three vowels to 'u' in order to represent the degree of scariness of the thing in question.

AHHHH!!!! MONSTUR!! *bashes it with a stick*

The monstur on Trisha's card was super scary.

by Scary Monstur October 4, 2005

Geek-Monstur

a drug Addict, commonly addicted to crack cocaine. (noun)

Day bagged a-nudur Geek-Monstur in cell #6.

by Jose Ventura July 16, 2003

Mud Monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters.”

“Man that was such a mud monster moment”

by MudMonster October 3, 2021

monster fucker

Better known as tetraphilia people who are monster tickets and people who are sexually and romantically attracted to monsters/ inhuman creatures

There are only two types of people monster fuckers and cowards

After watching the shape of water in a monster fucker

by milkytea May 7, 2018

Monster Docked

Originating from the term dock and docking monster docked is when a similar act is performed but instead of the foreskin being used, the recipient receives the penis of another man through the japs eye.

Man you should of seen it Dion was getting intimate with Chucky, his penis is that small he was monster docked.. Dion must be 3 inches when it’s rock solid...

by Dirk Rictor2 August 1, 2019

Monster Trucks

HUGE specially made Super~Tough trucks that have shows. The tires are over 5' tall & the roar of the engines damn near make you deaf but it's So Awesome to attend 1 of their shows! The trucks even run over other ones!

I got to ride in the back of 1 of the Monster Trucks & it was a blast! So Fun!

by Starchylde May 28, 2016

Posterize Moisturize

When a basketball player is killing the game in the paint with his post skills.

A posterizes B
B: Damn, you really know how to posterize moisturize!

by Halabtsi November 2, 2016