Kyle : Yo look Riley, Troy has a monster energy!
Riley: Oh yeah dude let's go up to him and see if we can air drink some of that shit
Troy: Fine guys I'll let you smell it and pour a bit into your mouth
Kyle: Dude that shit is so radical man, im gonna go smoke 5 fags then steal some monsters from the corner shop bro
Riley: yeah let's do it man
Kyle: *spits on ground*
Riley: *spits on ground*
Troy: *spits on ground*

I am a melomaniac.

Kyle1: U ready to shred some gnarly waves bro?
Kyle2: Hell yeah my dude, just let me down my monster energy drink.

Monster Energy is fucking terrible

Kyle : MONSTER ENERGY IS LITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

"Hey that guy over there is such a tool"
"No shit, didn't you see, he's drinking Monster Energy!"