MOKONDO

The means is, A man doesn't have money or capital but always lives at someone else's place.

In other case It can also refer to Couple problems, It means like man who cannot give money to woman because they are slacker.

MO : MODAL Just have (Some slang from 'capital' word)
KON : KONT*L Male genitalia (vulgar slang)
DO : DOANG only

Can be interpreted as: "just have a d*ck"

"I broke him a week ago, because he's just an MOKONDO guy, how the hell can I live with some person like him"

"He's a slacker, that's mean he just MOKONDO guy, he only dates you for your money not your love, can you realize? he never pays or splits the bills with you"

by DamnRight_yippe July 2, 2024

Moondocking

Moondocking is the act of an individual taking a fat shit into the anus or vagina of another individual. This can be done between male and female participants alike. It can also be done with strange animals

"Eww did you see the leaked vid of david moondocking??" "Yeah, it was pretty disgusting."

*david appears* "youve been eating corn!"

by 477366498808 December 18, 2019

Moondoor

To get rid of someone forever, especially if they hurt you, wronged you, or you just don't like them. Derived from Game of Thrones.

"Moondoor the douche" or "Moondoor the hoe"

by Southernbelle June 6, 2014

moondog

Black superhero of Wheeling, WV often seen riding his bicycle on the interstate or in parades wearing a fireman's jacket (even in the summer) and has many flags on his bicycle.

Oh man, I just added moondog as my #1 myspace friend.

by Robert gizlle November 25, 2007

moondonkey

A noun.
-A person that "just dont act right," according to my south carolinian father.
-A person whose vigilant, overly wrought and bizarre actions are so alienating and conspicuously out of place in the person's social surroundings that he or she might as well be a "donkey on the moon."
-different from being a weirdo or nutjob because the person is in complete control of his or her cognitive abilities, and the actions go beyond weird.
-Usually, the moondonkey can provide a proper explanation for his or her bizarre actions and is in a pleasant and energetic mood while displaying the unusual activity on his or her part.

1.-"The way that man was a' jumping up and down on that bent tail pipe, hollering and waving his hands all up and down in the air made him look like a real moondonkey."-my father (describing a person fixing a tail pipe)
2.-"Lately, my boyfriend has been beeping instead of saying hello when he answers the phone. One beep means yes, and two beeps means no. He hangs up unless you beep back; It's so embarrassing!" -Girl describing her boyfriend's telephone etiquette.

by Jodi Page Corley Frankford March 20, 2007

Moondoggie

n. A person who smokes marijuana on a daily basis and is like that of a hippie. This person usually has extremely long hair and listens to music from the 1960s.

The fuckin' moondoggie, Scott, is always smoking pot.

by Nate June 14, 2004

johnny and the moondogs

Name of the Beatles before they hit it big, when they were still playing at whorehouse clubs in Hamburg. Johnny referred to John Lennon, and the moondogs, who the fack knows.

Johnny and the Moondogs were payed about $5 a week.

by enjuneer November 8, 2003