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Mokona is Mokona. You count them one Mokona, two Mokona and then you stop because there's only two.
"Mokona is not a "thing"! Mokona is Mokona!"
Mokona by HaleyHanabusa March 18, 2010

[Mokona] 

Mokona Modoki is the name given to the two rabbit-like creatures from CLAMP's sister series Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle and xxxHolic (Also appearing in one of their earlier works, Magic Knight Rayearth). The name Mokona Modoki (or simply Mokona) refers to any or both characters, as they are never called by their real names. The Black Mokona’s real name is Larg, while the White Mokona’s real name is Soel. However, the Mokonas always refer to themselves in the third person.
Their principal feature is thier behaviour, which is always hyper.
You're acting crazy, stop being so Mokona!
[Mokona] by mokona_89 March 6, 2009

moondance 

A handjob, as referred to in the popular song "Moondance" by Irish singer Van Morrison. The original line from the song was "Well it's a marvelous night for a handjob" but the record company forced Van Morrison to change it.
Man - "How about a moondance?"
Woman - "Hold on, I need to wash my hands."
moondance by Man Vorrison February 27, 2010

moondabor 

see moon and dabor

Supercool webmaster of mooniidx.com; created formula for the <i>sum of love</i> and the infamous Man Faye shrine, as featured on Tech TV. Can be found skulking about Diamond Plaza and its surrounding areas. Breathes Essence of Melchior. Is often confused with fakedabor.
check out the crepe shack, okaaaaay?
moondabor by utsuse May 24, 2004

Moondays 

Something people occasionally get a case of on the first day of the modern work week. Add extra "oooo's" as necessary.
Office Worker #1: Good morning.
Office Worker #2: (No response)
Office Worker #3: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Moondays.
Moondays by Biff Masterson May 26, 2005
1. (n.), a day when a man cannot have sexual relations with his significant other for various reasons

2. (n.), saying "monday" with a weird accent
1. Jim's wife was going out of town on a business trip, and there would be many moondays before she returned.

2. Our term paper is due on moonday.
moonday by Kriptini June 20, 2010
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fache-couture 

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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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