Definitions by enjuneer

instant karma 

It's gonna get you.

instant karma's gonna get you
gonna look you right in the face
better get yourself together, darlin'

instant karma by enjuneer December 24, 2003

obladi oblada 

If you want some fun,

sing obladi-blada.

obladi oblada by enjuneer December 5, 2003

remix

Add in the chorus a few more times, maybe lengten a solo by 20 seconds and you have a remix. Usually sold as "singles" that cost almost as much as an entire album. The money that people spend on thse doesn't go to the artist, it goes to the RIAA. And yoko ono.

Have you heard the Blue remix? Yeah, 3 new lines of lyrics, and its a full FIFTY SECONDS LONGER! I'm ready to spend $12 on it!

remix by enjuneer November 23, 2003

heihachi 

Very, very bad hairday.

Holy shit did you see Jimmeh's hair?! It's way Heihachi.

heihachi by enjuneer November 23, 2003

910 

One after 909.

nein! oh, nein!

910 by enjuneer November 13, 2003

booking the cooks 

The process of visiting an Urban Dictionary page daily, rating your definition at 5, and everyone else's at 1, so that your definition appears on top.

Nobody else has a defintion for this, so I won't have to book the cooks this time.

booking the cooks by enjuneer November 13, 2003

* 

Someting placed after a statement in advertising to say that the statement isn't true.

FREE ROOT BEER FOR LIFE!*

*only valid for 45 year old war veterens in El Paso.

* by enjuneer November 8, 2003