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Mistercarriage

The somewhat public excretion of a load of jizz from the anus in a bar or club's bathroom. This happens after leaving the house to party, too soon after successful anal sex. This term exclusively defines the load in a public toilet and does not apply to aftersex cleanup that happens in the home.
I just got fucked so good I had a mistercarriage on the dance floor!
Mistercarriage by Freon January 12, 2015

Masterman 

Masterman: A man who exudes mastery and integrity because he has self-discipline, confidence, clarity of purpose on a daily basis, and strategic direction of his life. Women are extremely attracted to a masterman (think Rockstar), young boys clamor to be lead by a masterman, and peers seek the counsel of a masterman often in the context of a mastermind group.
A masterman has mastered the art of initiative and positively contributes and participates in the lives of others.
A masterman is a success in all aspects of his life.
Young Boy (to friend): "I want to be just like that masterman when I group up!"

Sexy Babe (lustful thought): "I want to make babies with that masterman!"

Rich Dude (on phone): "Hey, your solution helped me close a mega-deal, thanks! You da masterman!"
Masterman by Love Linguist April 18, 2009

Masterdate

When you take yourself out on dates; dating yourself. You already know what you're into, likes, dislikes, hobbies, etc... Dating yourself also allows you the freedom to have a great time, all the time, and never have to hear "you're not paying attention to me" or other forms of bitching and nagging. You are free to mingle with whom you please and are able to spend time enjoying life and being happy.

Could come off as self-centered, egotistic, or conceited to those who don't understand how hard it is to find someone as awesome as you are.
(A)"What are your plans for tomorrow?"

"Oh I'm going to masterdate."

"Huh?"

"I didn't stutter... and this is why I date myself.."

(B)"If I could marry myself I would, so for now I am a masterdater."
Masterdate by Socks Owlgorithm April 21, 2011

misterbating 

Masturbating to the thought of an older male that you refer to as "Mister"
She got caught misterbating about her professor during class
misterbating by raujero December 7, 2016

masterdent 

masterdent : perfect dental treatment
i have a dental problem , i need a masterdent.
masterdent by MASTERDENT July 11, 2009

Mitteran 

Someone who is ambitious, outgoing, passionate and handsome. Someone who will try to sweep you off your feet and try to impress you with his charms. He is a gentlemen and loves to have fun in his life. He is a hard worker and appreciates those who do the same. He is respectful to most people around him.
Person A: That guy right there...he is a hard worker and outgoing too. Is there a name for people like him?
Person B: Yeah, in French they call him a Mitteran.
Mitteran by Kitkat38716 August 1, 2012