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Middle Aged lady id like to fuck. Closely resembles MILF which stands for Mother Id like to fuck. In this instance, an attractive middle aged woman who has not bore a child, is the sexual desire.
Cameron Diaz is a Malilf.
malilf by LondynAsh June 10, 2016
Urban Dictionary Merch
middle aged man i’d like to fuck (not a dad).
Nicole: is that a dilf?
Avery: no, that’s a mamilf.
mamilf by ya momma milf October 19, 2020
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MailFucked 

When you get spammed via email, text, or any form of online communication from any unwanted person and/or online company.
I hate getting mailfucked by relatives on facebook.

I just got mailfucked again by a groupon coupon offering me 20 percent off some shitty wine rack.
MailFucked by ThaChaz April 26, 2011

Malifuous 

Running smoothly, flowing. Usually to describe a persons tone of voice or handwriting
The honey was malifuous
Malifuous by peniwart May 21, 2009
Mother-in-law I'd like to fuck - a theoretical possibility but never reported in the masturbatory literature.
I married her because her mom was hot, a real MILILF
MILILF by Alybrella January 13, 2011

Malinformation 

What they call the truth when it makes you question authority
"The Hunter Biden laptop is malinformation!"
Malinformation by morphopotomus March 26, 2022

Malinformation 

Malinformation is correct information, the sharing of which is censored because it disrupts a narrative it exposes as incorrect.
"Malinformation is when you're correct in a way that causes distress of the government." Source: Bret Weinstein (Dark Horse podcast) DbhcufMKRCQ?t=257 on YT

The California Department of Public Health labeled as malinformation a vital research article later censored by SocArXiv, in an outrageous and extraordinarily corrupt act of censorship, due to public pressure, although the only factor in making such a decision should be the quality of the research. DOI 10.1136/bmj.o453 . Circular logic is used to damn the research: It finds ivermectin to be effective therefore the paper is either very poor quality or else deliberately false and misleading, because although most research shows it to be effective, the research the authorities ignored or discarded the bulk of it and even discarded their own findings based on their meta-analyses of the studies they considered the best, to avoid making a finding.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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