Faganitis 

The occurrence of a severe illness when something needs to be done.

"I can't go to practice, I have Faganitis"

Faganitis by NaXl December 21, 2017

Fagnetism 

Fagnetism is defined as a force, similar to gravity, created by a dense homologation of homosexuals which in turn acts to attract other homosexuals to the central mass thus feeding itself and multiplying its power exponentially

The fagnetism is bringing people into this group at an astonishing rate. It's like they sense our aura of homosexuality and hone in on it.

Fagnetism by ripkif318 July 23, 2016

fagitism 

The practice of disappointing your father by being a faggot

I noticed your son is in the play at school, he must have caught the bug of fagitism.

fagitism by Chad May 2, 2004

fapalitis 

When you fap too much , and it turns into a disease.

Fapalitis - I fapped so much my hands are hairier than Chewbacca's.

fapalitis by TheRealShit.T.O June 20, 2011

fagatistical 

A homosexual (male) that is completely in love with his own gayness and believes no one is as gay as he.

I was excited to show Stephan my new manpurse but he just went on and on about how much better his was... he is just so fagatistical I cannot stand it!

fagatistical by Schmo August 8, 2014

fagnetism 

The natural phenomenon that causes the inseparable attraction of faggots. It is characterized by fields of faggotry force. It is the force exerted by a fagnetic field, an alluring force of gayness, which converts normal human beings into faggots.

Why did you invite those faggots Nick and Donovan? When they are together, their fagnetism is increased ten fold. If we don’t leave now we will be drawn into their fagnetic field by the faggotry force, and in turn become faggots.

fagnetism by Igor Medavoy May 28, 2006

Kaganitis 

Very deadly disease that effects your body mentally and physically. It attacks your game and once you have it, it takes too much of a toll on you.

Argh! Kaganitis!

Kaganitis by Kaganitis Victim March 28, 2004