noun
1. A disastrous disease that is infecting women all over the world. It can be described as bitchy, stand offish, or unaproachable . Usually present in the workplace (mainly offices) but can be found anywhere; gyms, malls, restaurants, etc. Any female can be affected by the disease but it is mainly found in attractive women from ages 13-40 who come from a privileged upbringing. Take caution when dealing with these women as they have been the pitfall of many men. At the time of this writing there is no known cure or treatment for meaghanitis. The best way to deal with meaghanitis is to proceed with caution and not give these women the time of day. Also it is important to note that some women are very good at hiding the disease and will appear to be a normal, uninfected woman and may try to entice you with their assets but be aware that this is a trap and they will strike when it is already too late.
1. A disastrous disease that is infecting women all over the world. It can be described as bitchy, stand offish, or unaproachable . Usually present in the workplace (mainly offices) but can be found anywhere; gyms, malls, restaurants, etc. Any female can be affected by the disease but it is mainly found in attractive women from ages 13-40 who come from a privileged upbringing. Take caution when dealing with these women as they have been the pitfall of many men. At the time of this writing there is no known cure or treatment for meaghanitis. The best way to deal with meaghanitis is to proceed with caution and not give these women the time of day. Also it is important to note that some women are very good at hiding the disease and will appear to be a normal, uninfected woman and may try to entice you with their assets but be aware that this is a trap and they will strike when it is already too late.
New guy at work: "What do you think of Lisa from accounting?"
Office veteran: "She's hot but be careful, she has meaghanitis"
New guy: "Thanks for letting me know"
Office veteran: "She's hot but be careful, she has meaghanitis"
New guy: "Thanks for letting me know"
by Tellingitlikeitissince1988 April 28, 2016
noun
1. A disastrous disease that is infecting women all over the world. It can be described as bitchy, stand offish, or unaproachable . Usually present in the workplace (mainly offices) but can be found anywhere; gyms, malls, restaurants, etc. Any female can be affected by the disease but it is mainly found in attractive women from ages 13-40 who come from a privileged upbringing. Take caution when dealing with these women as they have been the pitfall of many men. At the time of this writing there is no known cure or treatment for meaghanitis. The best way to deal with meaghanitis is to proceed with caution and not give these women the time of day. Also it is important to note that some women are very good at hiding the disease and will appear to be a normal, uninfected woman and may try to entice you with their assets but be aware that this is a trap and they will strike when it is already too late.
1. A disastrous disease that is infecting women all over the world. It can be described as bitchy, stand offish, or unaproachable . Usually present in the workplace (mainly offices) but can be found anywhere; gyms, malls, restaurants, etc. Any female can be affected by the disease but it is mainly found in attractive women from ages 13-40 who come from a privileged upbringing. Take caution when dealing with these women as they have been the pitfall of many men. At the time of this writing there is no known cure or treatment for meaghanitis. The best way to deal with meaghanitis is to proceed with caution and not give these women the time of day. Also it is important to note that some women are very good at hiding the disease and will appear to be a normal, uninfected woman and may try to entice you with their assets but be aware that this is a trap and they will strike when it is already too late.
New guy at work: "What do you think of Lisa from accounting?"
Office veteran: "She's hot but be careful, she has meaghanitis"
New guy: "Thanks for letting me know"
Office veteran: "She's hot but be careful, she has meaghanitis"
New guy: "Thanks for letting me know"
by Tellingitlikeitissince1988 May 23, 2016
The girl that everyone wants to be. She's pretty, funny, and outgoing. All the guys want to date/fuck her and all the girls are jealous of her.
by a;kdsfj;askdjf;lasjdf; September 14, 2008
The MOST awesome person you will ever meet. Great Advice giver. Complex but alot of fun! One of the hottest people you'll ever see. Really enthusiastic and easy going.
by Stormy<3 November 05, 2008
mammal; usually short in stature, by comparison; always has large breasts; the Meaghan is characterized by a loud, colorful, and charismatic personality; usually has some kind of fixation with cartoons or cartoon characters (ex. spongebob, little mermaid); has extremely addictive tendencies. Guys want to grab those bad boys and girls are always jealous.
"my boobs are so small. i'm definitely no Meaghan."
"are you watching disney channel again? i swear you're becoming a Meaghan."
"are you watching disney channel again? i swear you're becoming a Meaghan."
by pd73mdo April 26, 2009
Big boobed girl. Typcially white female. Dont trust her with a lot of things mixed with guys. She'll put the guy first usually. Shes very funny and outgoing but doesn't know how to listen to herself. Follows others usually. Beautiful and gets away with a lot of things most people cant. Very lucky person. Very talkative person. Known by a lot of people.
by luckysevenstalker March 11, 2011
by Meaghan Russell April 11, 2008