MAGAbating 

Pathological and often compulsive stimulation of the freedom boner in response arousal resulting from the derision and/or repression by Donald Trump and/or his followers of women, blacks, Hispanics, Muslims, liberals or other groups not largely comprised of straight white Christian conservative males. Often co-morbid with vague yet intense feelings of anxiety about unearned privilege and entitlement resulting in frequent defensive outbursts. Commonly, the MAGAbator is an unadjudicated sex offender.

Steve won't be coming out with us tonight. He's been MAGAbating since Bart O'Kavanaugh's nomination became official.

MAGAbating by DildoDistributor October 12, 2018

Meganating

When someone named Megan does something particularly well. This phrase can also be applied to individuals with other names. Can be used when an individual is talking to an attractive person, doing well on school work, or just being fucking awesome in their daily life.

After spending six hours studying, Johnny completely meganated all over that math test.

Megan is talking to that cute guy and getting her meganate on.

Hey yo, you're on a roll, just wanted to point out that you are meganating so hard today.

Meganating by Marizzzzzzza November 11, 2011

metabating

Engaging in excessive metaphysical speculation. Especially common practice among psycics, french philosophers, and philosophy majors looking to lure unsuspecting english majors into sexual congress.

"I totally caught Pierre metabating in front of some chicks at last night's poetry slam."

metabating by Brint October 29, 2005

massabating 

To masturbate in front of your boss/master.

Man, I can't believe Jeff got fired at work for his act of massabating in the break room.

massabating by asstiger6969 October 2, 2011

Mayobating 

The act of masterbating while using mayonnaise as a lubricant.

Sonia was caught mayobating on Tom's bed, She was using Heinz mayonnaise.

Mayobating by Phaenixdrools April 3, 2007

Malubating 

The act of a blacksmith or person whacking a hammer against maluble metal to change the shape whacking the hammer hard until the shape is formed then your done

I have just finished malubating for the last hour and finished my shape of the Blade

Malubating by Jameslocken October 25, 2017

maribating 

The act of masturbating in the bath tub then proceeding to soak (or "marinate") in your own juices

After a long day of work, Ben spent a solid 3 hours maribating, and never felt better.

Brendan: "hey, is Ben coming out tonight?"
Amanda: "nah, he's got a full night of maribatin' ahead of him"

Kirstyn: "ben, your skin is so soft! Do you moisturize?"
Brendan: "nah, he's a chronic maribator"

maribating by 8BallBates January 17, 2018