Mayobating

The act of masterbating while using mayonnaise as a lubricant.

Sonia was caught mayobating on Tom's bed, She was using Heinz mayonnaise.

by Phaenixdrools April 3, 2007

MAGAbating

Pathological and often compulsive stimulation of the freedom boner in response arousal resulting from the derision and/or repression by Donald Trump and/or his followers of women, blacks, Hispanics, Muslims, liberals or other groups not largely comprised of straight white Christian conservative males. Often co-morbid with vague yet intense feelings of anxiety about unearned privilege and entitlement resulting in frequent defensive outbursts. Commonly, the MAGAbator is an unadjudicated sex offender.

Steve won't be coming out with us tonight. He's been MAGAbating since Bart O'Kavanaugh's nomination became official.

by DildoDistributor October 12, 2018

Mayobation

Mayobation- To use mayo as a from of masterbation.

1) Mayobation is a mayo fetish.
2) Fisting a jar of mayo.
3) Using mayo thinking its cum.
4) Using mayo as lube.

by Joe Da Hoe April 21, 2006

Malubating

The act of a blacksmith or person whacking a hammer against maluble metal to change the shape whacking the hammer hard until the shape is formed then your done

I have just finished malubating for the last hour and finished my shape of the Blade

by Jameslocken October 25, 2017

maribating

The act of masturbating in the bath tub then proceeding to soak (or "marinate") in your own juices

After a long day of work, Ben spent a solid 3 hours maribating, and never felt better.

Brendan: "hey, is Ben coming out tonight?"
Amanda: "nah, he's got a full night of maribatin' ahead of him"

Kirstyn: "ben, your skin is so soft! Do you moisturize?"
Brendan: "nah, he's a chronic maribator"

by 8BallBates January 17, 2018

mainbating

The process of changing the word "master" to something else, to avoid upsetting anyone who may be offended by the cultural reference to the slave trade. The word "main" is taken from the decision by GitHub to rename the default branch from "master" to "main"

I see someone has been mainbating again and has changed MasterChef to MainChef

by Pseudokode November 25, 2020

maxibating

Maxibating : Thinking of someone pleasurably until they become available physically.

I tried to see her but she made me wait and I started maxibating until she let me in.

by uj6238 July 27, 2016