Mayobating
Mayobating by Phaenixdrools April 3, 2007
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MAGAbating
Pathological and often compulsive stimulation of the freedom boner in response arousal resulting from the derision and/or repression by Donald Trump and/or his followers of women, blacks, Hispanics, Muslims, liberals or other groups not largely comprised of straight white Christian conservative males. Often co-morbid with vague yet intense feelings of anxiety about unearned privilege and entitlement resulting in frequent defensive outbursts. Commonly, the MAGAbator is an unadjudicated sex offender.
Steve won't be coming out with us tonight. He's been MAGAbating since Bart O'Kavanaugh's nomination became official.
MAGAbating by DildoDistributor October 12, 2018
Related Words
Mayobating • Macrobating • MAGAbating • mainbating • Malubating • maribating • maxibating • Mayobation • maid bating • Man Boating
Mayobation
1) Mayobation is a mayo fetish.
2) Fisting a jar of mayo.
3) Using mayo thinking its cum.
4) Using mayo as lube.
2) Fisting a jar of mayo.
3) Using mayo thinking its cum.
4) Using mayo as lube.
Mayobation by Joe Da Hoe April 21, 2006
Malubating
The act of a blacksmith or person whacking a hammer against maluble metal to change the shape whacking the hammer hard until the shape is formed then your done
Malubating by Jameslocken October 25, 2017
maribating
After a long day of work, Ben spent a solid 3 hours maribating, and never felt better.
Brendan: "hey, is Ben coming out tonight?"
Amanda: "nah, he's got a full night of maribatin' ahead of him"
Kirstyn: "ben, your skin is so soft! Do you moisturize?"
Brendan: "nah, he's a chronic maribator"
Brendan: "hey, is Ben coming out tonight?"
Amanda: "nah, he's got a full night of maribatin' ahead of him"
Kirstyn: "ben, your skin is so soft! Do you moisturize?"
Brendan: "nah, he's a chronic maribator"
maribating by 8BallBates January 17, 2018
mainbating
The process of changing the word "master" to something else, to avoid upsetting anyone who may be offended by the cultural reference to the slave trade. The word "main" is taken from the decision by GitHub to rename the default branch from "master" to "main"
mainbating by Pseudokode November 25, 2020
maxibating
maxibating by uj6238 July 27, 2016
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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