Malubating 

The act of a blacksmith or person whacking a hammer against maluble metal to change the shape whacking the hammer hard until the shape is formed then your done

I have just finished malubating for the last hour and finished my shape of the Blade

Malubating by Jameslocken October 25, 2017

malcumbating

the act of masturbating on a public bathroom floor while taking a shit

Janice: oh my god! did you hear about what happened with Craig?!

Roger: yeah! it was sickkkkkkkkk. coach Rosine found him in the 6th floor boy's bathroom malcumbating!

malcumbating by Chief Brown Bottom October 26, 2011

malumaing

To do all things Maluma. Check his Instagram, listen to his music, post about him on my fan page, and wonder what he is doing this second

I need to stop malumaing and get to work.

malumaing by Malumaholic November 26, 2017

Maligating 

The act of a Belgian Malinois snapping it mouth together clicking its teeth repeatedly.

Please stop maligating on my shoes,my arm,my socks,my poodles head.

Maligating by Ava Laken June 15, 2021

MAGAbating 

Pathological and often compulsive stimulation of the freedom boner in response arousal resulting from the derision and/or repression by Donald Trump and/or his followers of women, blacks, Hispanics, Muslims, liberals or other groups not largely comprised of straight white Christian conservative males. Often co-morbid with vague yet intense feelings of anxiety about unearned privilege and entitlement resulting in frequent defensive outbursts. Commonly, the MAGAbator is an unadjudicated sex offender.

Steve won't be coming out with us tonight. He's been MAGAbating since Bart O'Kavanaugh's nomination became official.

MAGAbating by DildoDistributor October 12, 2018

Maturbating 

To masturbate maturely, typically while wearing a monocle, top hat, and smoking from a corn cob pipe

I wish to partake in the act of Maturbating, where did I leave my monocle and cob pipe?

Maturbating by Veretus September 5, 2010

Mayobating 

The act of masterbating while using mayonnaise as a lubricant.

Sonia was caught mayobating on Tom's bed, She was using Heinz mayonnaise.

Mayobating by Phaenixdrools April 3, 2007