maxibating 

Maxibating : Thinking of someone pleasurably until they become available physically.

I tried to see her but she made me wait and I started maxibating until she let me in.

maxibating by uj6238 July 27, 2016

Medibating 

Medibating: The act of masturbating to mental images and/or thoughts. Often used by Buddhist monks practicing celibacy.

How to practice proper medibating technique:

1) Make sure you are in a quiet room with no distractions.
2) Make sure you are alone.
3) Picture that girl from earlier.
4) Take one last safety check for on-lookers.
5) Medibate.

Medibating by JHorton09 June 1, 2011

marinating 

chillin, relaxin
common activity of the northern regions of the california bay area

Marinating on the corner with a chip in his phone...

marinating by bootsy collins April 13, 2003

marinating 

Hangin' out with friends and soaking up the good times.

We were marinating all night with some friends and some drinks.

marinating by cheeseajm October 19, 2005

Maligating 

The act of a Belgian Malinois snapping it mouth together clicking its teeth repeatedly.

Please stop maligating on my shoes,my arm,my socks,my poodles head.

Maligating by Ava Laken June 15, 2021

Marinating a cat 

verb. To smoke a joint

May be enhanced with 'with peppers' for the quality weed and 'with chillis' when it is cut with an inferior substance e.g. rat poison

A: Can't come out tonight, I'm marinating a cat

A: Hey man, let's go marinate a cat.
B: With peppers?
A: You know it, man. I only get the good stuff.
B: Nice.

A: Damn, marinated a cat last night, but the chillis made me throw up constantly

Marinating a cat by TheCatMarinator August 12, 2010

MAGAbating 

Pathological and often compulsive stimulation of the freedom boner in response arousal resulting from the derision and/or repression by Donald Trump and/or his followers of women, blacks, Hispanics, Muslims, liberals or other groups not largely comprised of straight white Christian conservative males. Often co-morbid with vague yet intense feelings of anxiety about unearned privilege and entitlement resulting in frequent defensive outbursts. Commonly, the MAGAbator is an unadjudicated sex offender.

Steve won't be coming out with us tonight. He's been MAGAbating since Bart O'Kavanaugh's nomination became official.

MAGAbating by DildoDistributor October 12, 2018