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Medibating
Medibating: The act of masturbating to mental images and/or thoughts. Often used by Buddhist monks practicing celibacy.
How to practice proper medibating technique:
1) Make sure you are in a quiet room with no distractions.
2) Make sure you are alone.
3) Picture that girl from earlier.
4) Take one last safety check for on-lookers.
5) Medibate.
1) Make sure you are in a quiet room with no distractions.
2) Make sure you are alone.
3) Picture that girl from earlier.
4) Take one last safety check for on-lookers.
5) Medibate.
Medibating by JHorton09 June 1, 2011
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maxibating • maribating • marinating • MAGAbating • mainbating • malicating • Maligating • Malubating • mandibating • Maninating
marinating
marinating by bootsy collins April 13, 2003
marinating
marinating by cheeseajm October 19, 2005
Maligating
Maligating by Ava Laken June 15, 2021
Marinating a cat
verb. To smoke a joint
May be enhanced with 'with peppers' for the quality weed and 'with chillis' when it is cut with an inferior substance e.g. rat poison
May be enhanced with 'with peppers' for the quality weed and 'with chillis' when it is cut with an inferior substance e.g. rat poison
A: Can't come out tonight, I'm marinating a cat
A: Hey man, let's go marinate a cat.
B: With peppers?
A: You know it, man. I only get the good stuff.
B: Nice.
A: Damn, marinated a cat last night, but the chillis made me throw up constantly
A: Hey man, let's go marinate a cat.
B: With peppers?
A: You know it, man. I only get the good stuff.
B: Nice.
A: Damn, marinated a cat last night, but the chillis made me throw up constantly
Marinating a cat by TheCatMarinator August 12, 2010
MAGAbating
Pathological and often compulsive stimulation of the freedom boner in response arousal resulting from the derision and/or repression by Donald Trump and/or his followers of women, blacks, Hispanics, Muslims, liberals or other groups not largely comprised of straight white Christian conservative males. Often co-morbid with vague yet intense feelings of anxiety about unearned privilege and entitlement resulting in frequent defensive outbursts. Commonly, the MAGAbator is an unadjudicated sex offender.
Steve won't be coming out with us tonight. He's been MAGAbating since Bart O'Kavanaugh's nomination became official.
MAGAbating by DildoDistributor October 12, 2018
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