M.I.L.D. 

"mother i'd like to date."

a hot mother that is more than just a MILF (mother i'd like to f***).

''dude that woman is a total m.i.l.d.''

"idk man, i think she's just a m.i.l.f."

M.I.L.D. by Duder1234 March 17, 2010

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b 

“I love you so much but I don’t know how to tell you because I know you don’t love me back.”

me: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
her: what does that mean
me: nvm

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b by P A I N August 17, 2020

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.

John's gf: Hey where's my dog?
John: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.
John's gf: What?
John: I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.
John's gf: WTF JOHN!!!!!

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b. by I am cursed April 16, 2021

i.l.y.s.f.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b. 

It means I like/love you so fucking/freaking much but I don't know how to tell you because I know you don't like/love me back

i.l.y.s.f.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

i.l.y.s.f.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b. by DallasDeDefiner November 18, 2020

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b 

i love you so much but i don't know how to thank you but i know you don't love me back

me: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
my ex: what?
me: i love you so much but i don't know how to thank you but i know you don't love me back

my ex: ...

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b by YEET SIS October 20, 2020

M.I.D.L.F 

Mothers I don’t like to fuck

She’s a M.I.D.l.F. There’s no way I’d fuck her

M.I.D.L.F by Hentai_Supreme1 October 7, 2018

H A N D M I L K

When you are masturbating and you jizz on your hand.

Jim had a serious case of H A N D M I L K last night.

H A N D M I L K by Numme February 8, 2019