Numme's definitions

H A N D M I L K

When you are masturbating and you jizz on your hand.

Jim had a serious case of H A N D M I L K last night.

by Numme February 8, 2019

Balsmack

The action of smacking your balls against a wall in order to call a mate.

Billy started to balsmack for his future mate.

by Numme February 7, 2019