Lurmph 

A type of republican( and or endangered bagel gnome) that masturbates constintly between the hours of 3 am and 5 pm usually looking in a small square mirror.

The Lurmph hobbles to the pond to sweep the vast amount of semen off of his/ her/ its body

Lurmph by JoeIzit January 4, 2011

Daniel Lumphead 

A supermarket checkout assistant with a huge bony ridge on his forehead like a Klingon.

Monkus: Dad! Klingon alert!

Dad: Don't worry, its only Daniel Lumphead. Its David the Grunting Spacker you need to worry about.

Monkus: Shit, this place is full of retards.

Daniel Lumphead by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle June 19, 2009

lumphy doagy 

regional variant of lumpy doggy used to refer to an unattractive member of the opposite sex

that ginger is a proper lumphy doagy

lumphy doagy by mrrocketpants June 14, 2010

lumphsqatious 

When something is swag.

Your fit is real lumphsqatious today...

lumphsqatious by Caleb Bennett April 11, 2021

Lumphao 

basically the internet term lmfao, but since some people use it so much they tend to say "lmfao" and sound it out as lumphao

internet:
jack: hey ugly I love you
jill: lmfao youre weird

in person:
Jack: hey jill I just got out of jail lets have kids
Jill: lumphao youre still weird

Lumphao by miguelstoocool4u September 4, 2009

lumphead 

somebody with a vacuous mind,or lacking in intelligence. Also used to mean someone with a big lump on their head resulting from a blow to the head.

Kenny,Kevin,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Harun,Uriah,Jim,Tom,Bill,and Jeff are all quite the lumpheadsfor being barehead in such cold weather!

On February 24,1980, ten-year-old Linus was quite the lumphead, by saying his nine-year-old brother Luke had a square head and Luke repaid Linus by calling his head a rectangle head,and with that he crowned Linus as Linus lost his pompom snowhat. "Now you're a lumpheadin more ways than one,Linus!" exclaimed Luke,as a huge lump appeared on Linus' bare cold head.

lumphead by JMC70 January 8, 2017

Lumphead 

When you have a perfectly functioning brain, but you just don't use/outright refuse to use it.
Derived from the saying " Just sitting there like a lump on a log. "

Boy: You seen {blank}'s posts? What a total Lumphead! He never bothers to look anything up...

Lumphead by fainttwistedecho October 17, 2021