Lurmph
A type of republican( and or endangered bagel gnome) that masturbates constintly between the hours of 3 am and 5 pm usually looking in a small square mirror.
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Daniel Lumphead
Monkus: Dad! Klingon alert!
Dad: Don't worry, its only Daniel Lumphead. Its David the Grunting Spacker you need to worry about.
Monkus: Shit, this place is full of retards.
Dad: Don't worry, its only Daniel Lumphead. Its David the Grunting Spacker you need to worry about.
Monkus: Shit, this place is full of retards.
Daniel Lumphead by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle June 19, 2009
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lumphy doagy
lumphy doagy by mrrocketpants June 14, 2010
lumphsqatious
lumphsqatious by Caleb Bennett April 11, 2021
Lumphao
basically the internet term lmfao, but since some people use it so much they tend to say "lmfao" and sound it out as lumphao
internet:
jack: hey ugly I love you
jill: lmfao youre weird
in person:
Jack: hey jill I just got out of jail lets have kids
Jill: lumphao youre still weird
jack: hey ugly I love you
jill: lmfao youre weird
in person:
Jack: hey jill I just got out of jail lets have kids
Jill: lumphao youre still weird
Lumphao by miguelstoocool4u September 4, 2009
lumphead
somebody with a vacuous mind,or lacking in intelligence. Also used to mean someone with a big lump on their head resulting from a blow to the head.
Kenny,Kevin,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Harun,Uriah,Jim,Tom,Bill,and Jeff are all quite the lumpheadsfor being barehead in such cold weather!
On February 24,1980, ten-year-old Linus was quite the lumphead, by saying his nine-year-old brother Luke had a square head and Luke repaid Linus by calling his head a rectangle head,and with that he crowned Linus as Linus lost his pompom snowhat. "Now you're a lumpheadin more ways than one,Linus!" exclaimed Luke,as a huge lump appeared on Linus' bare cold head.
On February 24,1980, ten-year-old Linus was quite the lumphead, by saying his nine-year-old brother Luke had a square head and Luke repaid Linus by calling his head a rectangle head,and with that he crowned Linus as Linus lost his pompom snowhat. "Now you're a lumpheadin more ways than one,Linus!" exclaimed Luke,as a huge lump appeared on Linus' bare cold head.
Lumphead
When you have a perfectly functioning brain, but you just don't use/outright refuse to use it.
Derived from the saying " Just sitting there like a lump on a log. "
Derived from the saying " Just sitting there like a lump on a log. "
Lumphead by fainttwistedecho October 17, 2021