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Lump Check 

This is a Government Check for basically doing nothing. It could be a State or Federal Check. Examples of State Checks are Unemployment, Welfare, and other State Programs. Federal Examples are the Big Enchilada of them all: S.S.I. & S.S.D.I. The Child Tax Credit Wheez that Hyperinflation Joe had pumpin' was another one. Landlords with tenants on Section 8 are also getting Lump Checks.
Man, I really need the first of the month to arrive so I can get my Lump Check!

Lilypad Love Lumps 

When a woman's tits are so empty and saggy that they float on the bath water like lilly pads. Amazing how flat they look. Like tortillas
Just walked in on the other half in the bath and her titties look like Lilypad love lumps

Lump Off 

Lump is commonly used as a substitute for the word "fuck" in the animated show Adventure Time. This substitution was originally used by the character Lumpy Space Princess (often abbreviated to LSP). It was later adopted by the other characters in the show and soon became a more frequently used saying.
I SAID LUMP OFF MOM!
Lump Off by Crazy Book Badger June 5, 2011

lumpatrump 

The dense mass of mind-bending news information metastasizing throughout the day.
Hit with a lumpatrump at the end of the workday, it’s hard to go for my evening run.
lumpatrump by Dr Bunnygirl November 26, 2017

Helga Lumpneck

A very beautiful girl in a blue polka-dot bikini. She will sometimes stuff her bikini.
"Hey bro, Helga Lumpneck is looking beautiful today."
Helga Lumpneck by dude-man-guy December 29, 2020

Lumpkinella

The main protagonist in high school musical, also a robot who a a clickometer
Wow lumpkinella is amazing
Lumpkinella by Eggony April 23, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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