The ecstatic sensation some people experience when taking the prescription medication Lortab. A combination of the drug name Lortab and the word euphoria.
I took a Lortab about an hour ago and I have a great case of loraphoria.
(n.) The extreme fear of Russian Ballet Warrior, Liudmila. Side effects include: Rapid weight loss, increased suicidal thoughts, chair leaping, bruises, intense body odor, over active salivary/sweat glands, adaptation of russian dialect and culture, intense hatred of pianists named steve, increased awareness of one's zipper.
*May lead to fear of mirrors and crippling injuries of hips and knees. Also, intense longing for corrective surgery may induce.
Positive Polly became distraught when Luda threw a chair at her, causing her Ludaphobia to skyrocket out of control and sending her into an epileptic frenzy. She now resides in a padded room with no reflective objects whatsoever. We now call her Fat.
A type of republican( and or endangered bagel gnome) that masturbates constintly between the hours of 3 am and 5 pm usually looking in a small square mirror.
The Lurmph hobbles to the pond to sweep the vast amount of semen off of his/ her/ its body