Definitions by JoeIzit

Lurmph 

A type of republican( and or endangered bagel gnome) that masturbates constintly between the hours of 3 am and 5 pm usually looking in a small square mirror.

The Lurmph hobbles to the pond to sweep the vast amount of semen off of his/ her/ its body

Lurmph by JoeIzit January 4, 2011