JMC70's definitions

Kojak head

a term for a piebald,or completely bald fellow,or the head itself. So called because the famous detective by the name is depicted as completely bald. Such guys are labeled as nerds,because of their ugly heads.

Kenny,Kevin,Jamie,Matt,Robert,William,Harun,and Tom all had their heads completely shaved,so now they're all Kojak heads. They may look cute with Kojak heads, but they sure as hell stink.

by JMC70 October 26, 2016

U gays

Short for underwear gays, fellows whose favorite recreation is strolling around in their boxers or underwear. Being in underwear has a way of making a fellow look gay, hence the term.

Best friends Jake and Dwayne are quite the U gays, always strolling around in their boxer shorts. They have made several videos on themselves-Jake and Dwayne, the U gays-hair a fright, Jake and Dwayne, the U gays, the microphone, Jake and Dwayne, the U gays, the snowman, and Jake and Dwayne, the U gays, six cuppycakes each instead of seven. This duo really are quite the U gays, and proud of it.

by JMC70 February 7, 2023

U gays

Short for underwear gays, fellows whose favorite recreation is strolling around in their boxer shorts, or in underwear. Being in underwear has a way of making a fellow look gay, hence the term.

Jake and Dwayne are quite the U gays, always strolling around in their boxers. They have even made some videos on themselves in their boxers: Jake and Dwayne, the U gays, the snowman, Jake and Dwayne, the U gays, wild hair, Jake and Dwayne, the U gays, the microphone, and finally Jake and Dwayne, the U gays, six cuppycakes each instead of seven.

by JMC70 February 9, 2020

disc jockey

An announcer of recorded songs on the radio or at a dance. Also,as a verb,to work as a disc jockey. This term may be abbreviated as DJ in either the noun or verb sense.

Jamie is the most popular disc jockey on the local radio station; he has such a great voice for it. He also disc jockeys at various dances,including wedding receptions.

by JMC70 September 16, 2017

Mallet Head

Definition: a person whose head is a rectangle,or the head itself. Also used to mean a person with a vacuous mind. A mad scientist would be a good example of a mallethead.

"If I had known you were only going that far,mallethead, I would have stayed in,"Amy told her friend Jim,after he fell out of the cardboard box and lost his pompom snowhat,due to his big mallethead,as he tried to boxslide downhill by himself. Down below,at the bottom of the snowy hill,Pat and Gary,wearing plain snowhats and overcoats,thought,"What a malletheadJim is, partly for wearing a pompom snowhat,and a jacket! Plain snowhats and overcoats are the ideal winter gear these days! Well,at any rate,Jim deserves to lose his hat, since his head is a mallethead and he is a mallet head!"

by JMC70 October 25, 2016

sledging

The winter recreation of sliding downhill in a cardboard box. It is done standing up inside the box,either alone or by multiple people. It was a forerunner to sledding many years ago.

Kenny,Kevin,Jim,Jamie,Matt,Matt,Robert,Harun,Harvey,Tom,Bill,Uriah,Hayden,Fargo,and Theo all enjoy sledging during the holiday season.

by JMC70 June 17, 2017

End of discussion!

A statement meaning that the speaker wants the subject of conversation closed,in an unfriendly way.

"Michael,Patrick is sleeping with you tonight,and that's final! End of discussion!" snarled Uncle Lou,with his toothbrush in his mouth.

by JMC70 May 18, 2017