JMC70's definitions

Detective hat

A deerstalker hat. Called so because Sherlock Holmes is depicted as wearing a deerstalker hat.

Mike,Wade,and Eric are sporting detective hats. Such impressive headgear!

by JMC70 October 25, 2016

Mallet Head

Definition: a person whose head is a rectangle,or the head itself. Also used to mean a person with a vacuous mind. A mad scientist would be a good example of a mallethead.

"If I had known you were only going that far,mallethead, I would have stayed in,"Amy told her friend Jim,after he fell out of the cardboard box and lost his pompom snowhat,due to his big mallethead,as he tried to boxslide downhill by himself. Down below,at the bottom of the snowy hill,Pat and Gary,wearing plain snowhats and overcoats,thought,"What a malletheadJim is, partly for wearing a pompom snowhat,and a jacket! Plain snowhats and overcoats are the ideal winter gear these days! Well,at any rate,Jim deserves to lose his hat, since his head is a mallethead and he is a mallet head!"

by JMC70 October 25, 2016

Kojak head

a term for a piebald,or completely bald fellow,or the head itself. So called because the famous detective by the name is depicted as completely bald. Such guys are labeled as nerds,because of their ugly heads.

Kenny,Kevin,Jamie,Matt,Robert,William,Harun,and Tom all had their heads completely shaved,so now they're all Kojak heads. They may look cute with Kojak heads, but they sure as hell stink.

by JMC70 October 26, 2016

Aitch

Something that resembles a capital letter H,such as a football goal post.

This must be a football field; see the aitches? One aitch at each end.

by JMC70 November 13, 2016

Peepee

Baby talk for the male genitals.

Jason,Georgie,Jamie,Tommy,and Patrick all had small peepees when they were little.

by JMC70 November 13, 2016

Ball cap

A cap with a visor,which may be worn either in the front or back; a baseball cap. Typically worn as ordinary casual headgear by men,not meant to be impressive.

Kenny,Kevin,Tom,Jamie,Matt,Robert,William,Harun,and Jim are all content to wear plain,simple ball caps. How dull and mediocre. Oh,well,as long as they're contented.

by JMC70 November 22, 2016

do you like my hat?

What a guy who's wearing a hat, especially an impressive-looking hat,typically asks of someone.

I ran into Mike,Wade,Eric,Pat,Gary,Tony,Todd,Musa,Brock,and Scott the other day--they were all wearing hats like deerstalkers,plain snowhats,and cowboy hats--and they each asked of me,"Do you like my hat?" Of course I said yes-very impressive headgear!

by JMC70 November 28, 2016