JMC70's definitions

affront

To belittle or insult someone openly and to their face,thus causing them to feel dejected.

On February 24, 1980, 9 year old Luke affronted his brother,10 year old Linus,by saying,"Well,it looks like YOU have a RECTANGLE head!" thus causing Linus to lose his pompom snowhat and end up dejected and barehead,with a cold head,and Linus' hair a fright.

by JMC70 January 2, 2017

hat in the air

A cartoon gag where a character’s hat is in the air after the character has lost it due to tremendous force, such as speed or getting run over.

Tom’s hat in the air after older sis Michelle crashes into and walks on him.

Jim’s hat in the air after he gets tackled and walked on by the opposing players.

Matt’s and Jim’s hats in the air as they slide downhill in a cardboard box, which capsizes.

by JMC70 November 26, 2020

pansy

As a noun,this term means a fellow regarded as gay,effeminate,or a weakling. As an adjective,it is applied to things,such as clothes,associated with such men or boys.

Kenny,Kevin,Uriah,Hayden,Harvey,Harun,Jim,Jamie,Matt,Matt,Robert,Bill,Tom,Fargo and Theo are all pansies. They all wear pansy garments like baseball caps and winter jackets,instead of impressive headgear and overcoats.

by JMC70 September 16, 2017

roundhead

a fellow who is completely bald, or the head itself. So called because such a head looks round. Such guys may be labeled as nerds or outcasts, on account of their ugly heads.

Kenny,Kevin,Tom,Jamie,Matt,Robert,William,Uriah,Harun,and Jim all had their heads shaved,so now they're roundheads. They stink and look ugly,but as long as they're content,so be it.

by JMC70 November 28, 2016

Speed Buggy

The 1973-1974 cartoon about the sputtering flying human car, or the human car itself.

Harun, Hayden and Hakeem all enjoy watching Speed Buggy.

Speed Buggy's numbers are 70 and or 51.

by JMC70 March 24, 2019

tackle football

The colloquial term used to mean football, obviously since tackling is an integral part of the game.

"Good, I'm glad you babies enjoy tackle football, because I'm giving you each a tackle!" Coach Stillman told Robert and Hayden.

by JMC70 April 15, 2019

teddy bear

a virile man who is nevertheless very gentle and kindhearted,in spite of his gruff manner.

10-year-old Michael's Uncle Lou,who is a big fat man with a rough manner,is really such a teddy bear. He and nephew Michael often fish together, and he is very loving towards his 3-year-old son Patrick,Michael's little cousin.

by JMC70 January 15, 2017