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affront

To belittle or insult someone openly and to their face,thus causing them to feel dejected.
On February 24, 1980, 9 year old Luke affronted his brother,10 year old Linus,by saying,"Well,it looks like YOU have a RECTANGLE head!" thus causing Linus to lose his pompom snowhat and end up dejected and barehead,with a cold head,and Linus' hair a fright.
by JMC70 January 2, 2017
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teddy bear

a virile man who is nevertheless very gentle and kindhearted,in spite of his gruff manner.
10-year-old Michael's Uncle Lou,who is a big fat man with a rough manner,is really such a teddy bear. He and nephew Michael often fish together, and he is very loving towards his 3-year-old son Patrick,Michael's little cousin.
by JMC70 January 15, 2017
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lumphead

somebody with a vacuous mind,or lacking in intelligence. Also used to mean someone with a big lump on their head resulting from a blow to the head.
Kenny,Kevin,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Harun,Uriah,Jim,Tom,Bill,and Jeff are all quite the lumpheadsfor being barehead in such cold weather!

On February 24,1980, ten-year-old Linus was quite the lumphead, by saying his nine-year-old brother Luke had a square head and Luke repaid Linus by calling his head a rectangle head,and with that he crowned Linus as Linus lost his pompom snowhat. "Now you're a lumpheadin more ways than one,Linus!" exclaimed Luke,as a huge lump appeared on Linus' bare cold head.
by JMC70 January 8, 2017
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hat in the air

A cartoon gag where a character’s hat is in the air after the character has lost it due to tremendous force, such as speed or getting run over.
Tom’s hat in the air after older sis Michelle crashes into and walks on him.

Jim’s hat in the air after he gets tackled and walked on by the opposing players.

Matt’s and Jim’s hats in the air as they slide downhill in a cardboard box, which capsizes.
by JMC70 November 26, 2020
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Speed Buggy

The 1973-1974 cartoon about the sputtering flying human car, or the human car itself.
Harun, Hayden and Hakeem all enjoy watching Speed Buggy.

Speed Buggy's numbers are 70 and or 51.
by JMC70 March 24, 2019
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pansy

As a noun,this term means a fellow regarded as gay,effeminate,or a weakling. As an adjective,it is applied to things,such as clothes,associated with such men or boys.
Kenny,Kevin,Uriah,Hayden,Harvey,Harun,Jim,Jamie,Matt,Matt,Robert,Bill,Tom,Fargo and Theo are all pansies. They all wear pansy garments like baseball caps and winter jackets,instead of impressive headgear and overcoats.
by JMC70 September 16, 2017
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roundhead

a fellow who is completely bald, or the head itself. So called because such a head looks round. Such guys may be labeled as nerds or outcasts, on account of their ugly heads.
Kenny,Kevin,Tom,Jamie,Matt,Robert,William,Uriah,Harun,and Jim all had their heads shaved,so now they're roundheads. They stink and look ugly,but as long as they're content,so be it.
by JMC70 November 28, 2016
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