JMC70's definitions

Wanna play football?

Colloquially used as an unfriendly warning to a fellow or fellows caught red-handed. Referring to the strong physical contacts in football,such as tackling or even wrestling.

"Wanna play football?" Officer Booth asked of Kenny,Kevin,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Harun,Uriah,Bill,Jim,and Tom,as he caught them mooning in public.

"Wanna play football?"Musa asked of his twin brother Harun,as he caught Harun trying to steal his medal. "That medal is mine,not yours!"

by JMC70 December 24, 2016

H addict

a slang term for a heroin addict.

Patrick,Kenny,Kevin,Jason,Jamie,Tommy,and George are all H addicts.

by JMC70 March 11, 2017

pun intended

Sometimes colloquially added to something you just said,to indicate that there is a pun to it.

As the turtle and rabbit raced off in a racecar and robbed little 8-year-old Jamie of his pants,they called to him,"You lost your pants,kiddo,but keep your shirt on-pun intended!"

As pantsless 3-year-old Patrick yelped in indignation at being stared at by his cousin,10-year-old Michael,and Michael's friends Josh and Frankie,his mommy Rachel said,"Patrick,pumpkin,just ignore them and keep your shirt on,pun intended!"

by JMC70 August 4, 2017

live with

To accept or put up with something difficult or unpleasant.

Kenny will just have to live with the H-shaped hole in his wall for quite awhile,until he can afford to have his wall repaired.

Kenny,Kevin,Jim,Jamie,Matt,Matt,Robert,Harun,Uriah,Harvey,Hayden,Harold,Jason,Bill,Tom,Fargo and Theo will just have to live with wearing ball caps and winter jackets,as they cannot wear impressive headgear or overcoats.

by JMC70 October 16, 2017

Please, LOUIS! grin

A provocative, toothy, grin intended to sadistically enjoy another’s misery.

Ben gave his little brother Jake a big Please, LOUIS! grin after telling Jake, “Yes, it’s nice to have 7 cupcakes, but it’s also nice to have 6 cupcakes, Jake.”

16-year-old football 🏈 player Jim, who was babysitting 9-year-old Scotty, gave Scotty a Please, LOUIS! grin just before saying “Psyche!” right when Scotty caught a glimpse of Jim when he wasn’t decent. Jim had also told Scotty silkily, “Don’t get my pompom winter hat wet, Scotty. I don’t want a cold head, you little mother,” and with that gave Scotty his Please, LOUIS! grin, as he saw the tears in Scotty’s eyes.

by JMC70 November 30, 2025

Brahms' Lullaby

The famous lullaby written by composer Johannes Brahms in 1868, sung to calm babies or lull little children to sleep.

Rachelle and Lou sang Brahms' Lullaby to their 3-year-old son Patrick,who was sleeping with them as he was afraid of the monster under his bed. Together Rachelle and Lou sang,"Dream of playing football in high school," which put a smile on little Patrick's face as he was lulled into sleep in the arms of his loving,protective dad.

by JMC70 October 21, 2017

Take a picture and it'll last longer!

Used to indicate that the speaker resents being stared at while needing privacy,in general.

"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 3-year-old Patrick's expression seemed to say,as his cousin Michael stared at him.

"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 8-year-old Jamie protested,while everybody stared at him after he got depanted by the turtle and rabbit.

by JMC70 May 5, 2018