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to bend over and bare the rump to someone as a sick joke. Also,as a noun,a bared rump exposed as a sick joke.
"A jacket is better than an overcoat,because you can moon people with your coat on, that way!" said Kenny,Kevin,Uriah,Harun,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Bill,Jim,and Tom,as they pulled down their pants and exposed their moons.
"Oh,come on! We're not mooning you,we're only showing you where poo comes from,little kid!" exclaimed David,Greg,and Mel,as they pulled down their pants and exposed their moons to the little kid. They really were mooning the child.
"Oh,come on! We're not mooning you,we're only showing you where poo comes from,little kid!" exclaimed David,Greg,and Mel,as they pulled down their pants and exposed their moons to the little kid. They really were mooning the child.
by JMC70 December 14, 2016
Get the moon mug.Winter garments such as jackets, baseball caps or pompom snow hats worn instead of overcoats, plain skull caps or deerstalker hats. So called because such winter gear is typically worn by gay guys or pansies.
Because gay guys or pansies are denied liability insurance, they may only wear homo winter gear, such as winter jackets, baseball caps or pompom snow hats. Such winter gear does not require liability insurance.
"I'm sorry, Tom, said his dad, "but because your mother and I are fostering a two-year-old, we cannot afford liability insurance for you. So you may only wear homo winter gear, your winter jacket and pompom snowhat or your baseball cap. You may look like a pansy, but that's the way it is." Tom was secretly gay anyway, so wearing homo winter gear really wouldn't hurt him.
"I'm sorry, Tom, said his dad, "but because your mother and I are fostering a two-year-old, we cannot afford liability insurance for you. So you may only wear homo winter gear, your winter jacket and pompom snowhat or your baseball cap. You may look like a pansy, but that's the way it is." Tom was secretly gay anyway, so wearing homo winter gear really wouldn't hurt him.
by JMC70 March 24, 2019
Get the homo winter gear mug.somebody with a vacuous mind,or lacking in intelligence. Also used to mean someone with a big lump on their head resulting from a blow to the head.
Kenny,Kevin,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Harun,Uriah,Jim,Tom,Bill,and Jeff are all quite the lumpheadsfor being barehead in such cold weather!
On February 24,1980, ten-year-old Linus was quite the lumphead, by saying his nine-year-old brother Luke had a square head and Luke repaid Linus by calling his head a rectangle head,and with that he crowned Linus as Linus lost his pompom snowhat. "Now you're a lumpheadin more ways than one,Linus!" exclaimed Luke,as a huge lump appeared on Linus' bare cold head.
On February 24,1980, ten-year-old Linus was quite the lumphead, by saying his nine-year-old brother Luke had a square head and Luke repaid Linus by calling his head a rectangle head,and with that he crowned Linus as Linus lost his pompom snowhat. "Now you're a lumpheadin more ways than one,Linus!" exclaimed Luke,as a huge lump appeared on Linus' bare cold head.
by JMC70 January 8, 2017
Get the lumphead mug.A scientist who invents crazy things that get beyond his scope of control and cause significant damage; a mad scientist.
The young mad professorKenny's invention,capital letter H,destroyed Kenny's home by crashing through the wall,thus leaving an H-shaped hole. Kenny knew he would have to deal with and live with the hole in his wall for a long time, due to the unhealthy economy and Obamacare.
by JMC70 May 18, 2017
Get the mad professor mug.a bald fellow, or a fellow who is content to forgo a hat in cold weather. So called because such fellows are regarded as looking gay.
Detective Theo Kojak is quite the fairy head!
Jim, Jamie, Matt, Matt, Robert, Kenny, Kevin, Harun, Hayden, Harvey, Hamilton, Harold, Jake, Jason, Fargo, Theo, Lincoln, Herman, Tom, David, and Greg are all fairy heads; they are all content to forgo hats in cold weather, no matter how cold it is.
Jim, Jamie, Matt, Matt, Robert, Kenny, Kevin, Harun, Hayden, Harvey, Hamilton, Harold, Jake, Jason, Fargo, Theo, Lincoln, Herman, Tom, David, and Greg are all fairy heads; they are all content to forgo hats in cold weather, no matter how cold it is.
by JMC70 February 26, 2022
Get the fairy head mug.A cap with a visor,which may be worn either in the front or back; a baseball cap. Typically worn as ordinary casual headgear by men,not meant to be impressive.
Kenny,Kevin,Tom,Jamie,Matt,Robert,William,Harun,and Jim are all content to wear plain,simple ball caps. How dull and mediocre. Oh,well,as long as they're contented.
by JMC70 November 22, 2016
Get the Ball cap mug.The popular game played by a fellow to find out if the girl of his dreams loves him,by plucking the petals from a flower,or by plucking any soft material,by chanting "She loves me,she loves me not," over and over,until all the petals or material is gone.
Kenny,Kevin,Uriah,Harun,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Bill,Jim,and Tom all played the game of She loves me,she loves me not, by plucking the pompoms on their snowhats.
by JMC70 December 24, 2016
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