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nut luncheon 

An innuendo for “fucked up beyond recognition”.
Nah m8 burned the house down. It was a real nut luncheon.
nut luncheon by ThomasJhomas July 17, 2021

Liberian Luncheon

The act of adopting children from a third world orphanage for the purpose of. Ritualistic sacrafice at illuminati ceremonies.
We scheduled a liberian luncheon for next Tuesday, and well have the charity dinner next Friday.
Liberian Luncheon by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

Luncheon Meat Curry 

Well the taps don't work and the neighbors smell like cheese. It's a bit of a luncheon meat curry.
Stopping for lunch in a town you don't want to spend a night in, usually to avoid family, to get together with people while traveling in between 2 towns.
We took the train from New York to Philadelphia, for a lunchover with friends, picked up a rental car and then drove to Atlantic City, successfully avoiding succumbing to familial guilt.
Lunchover by ChipsyMac July 27, 2013

luncheonmeat lance 

Hey baby get some of this luncheonmeat lance down your neck.

Luncheon Meat Truncheon 

Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah

Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).
"...and lo he drew forth his luncheon meat truncheon and jabbed at the gushing slot..."