Top definition

Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah

Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).
"...and lo he drew forth his luncheon meat truncheon and jabbed at the gushing slot..."
by Octopusswah June 28, 2006
Get the mug
Get a Luncheon Meat Truncheon mug for your barber Riley.
2
The male genetalia - the penis.
Also see schlong, wang, cock, spam javelin, knob, dick, lad.
All of a sudden, jamie whipped out his luncheon meat truncheon and started spanking it.
by YOREMA July 10, 2003
Get the mug
Get a luncheon meat truncheon mug for your mate Abdul.