Lunabitch 

a girl that is obsessed with finding a man, no matter what; and who lashes out at others when it doesn't happen.

"Kim was a lunabitch when she perceived she was scorned by Matt"

Lunabitch by Arizona Chick August 8, 2006

Landbitch 

A landlady who's a real bitch.

The landbitch never fixes anything! The roof leaks! And she says the reason the toilet backs up is because I use Charmin toilet paper.

Landbitch by Foo Chick September 10, 2011

Tunabitch 

A yuppie heterosexual woman who relies on men for financial favors.

There are alot of tunabitches in the bar tonight.

Tunabitch by Hagfish August 25, 2003

Lubavitch 

Chabad-Lubavitch, is one of the largest Hasidic movements in Orthodox Judaism, and is based in the Crown Heights neighborhood of Brooklyn. Chabad is a Hebrew acronym for Chochmah, Binah, Da'at, meaning Wisdom, Understanding, and Knowledge.

The movement took its name from Lyubavichi, the Russian town that served as the movement's headquarters for over a century. There are over 200,000 adherents to the movement, and up to a million Jews attend Chabad services at least once a year. Its adherents follow Chabad traditions and prayer services based on Lurianic kabbalah. As "Hasidim", they follow the Chassidus of Israel ben Eliezer.

Founded by Shneur Zalman of Liadi in the late 18th century, Chabad-Lubavitch has had seven leaders or rebbes. Menachem Mendel Schneerson succeeded his father-in-law, Yosef Yitzchok Schneersohn in 1950, becoming the seventh leader of the movement, a position he held until his death in 1994.

Today the movement runs thousands of centers around the world, Jewish community centers, synagogues and schools, providing outreach and educational activities for Jews.

"The officiating rabbi was Lubavitch; I found him to be quite friendly and knowledgeable."

Lubavitch by yestex March 22, 2008

loonabitch 

A raging psychotic that creates an in-your-face scene at the slightest aggrevation (or for no reason at all), spinning through several extreme emotions that culminate in a grand finale filled with tears and whining.

Did you see that loonabitch who recorded himself freaking out over Britney Spears? "She's a human! Leave Britney alone!"

loonabitch by Grapefruit lovah December 17, 2010

lubavitch 

Chabad Lubavitch, or Lubavich, is a large branch of Hasidic Judaism founded by Rabbi Shneur Zalman of Liadi.

Hey look, a Jew! He's probably a lubavitch!

lubavitch by TEoS November 14, 2005

Lumpbitch 

A person who always wants their unknown lumps scratched or rubbed.

This lumpbitch is driving me crazy!! He needs to go to the doctor to get these checked out before I accidentally burst one.

Lumpbitch by elusivE. L. Kucharski February 18, 2017