Lululmeon 

adj.

1) An extraneous amount of absurdity or unorthodox wackiness

Even with the recent oil shortages, the lululmeon gas prices were still unprecedented.

The exchange student’s vibrant, lululmeon party amazed the entire school because she had barely spoken during her classes.

Lululmeon by Kat Lairke October 10, 2024

LuluLemonade

When an obese woman is trying to exercise in LuluLemon pants and it creates a giant wet stain down the crack of her ass.

"This 300lb woman was in front of me at the gym stretching and I noticed her ass sweating so much she had LuluLemonade!"

LuluLemonade by will bitten October 9, 2016

Lululemon Karen 

A self entitled bitch who doesn’t necessarily have the dreadful short “bob” haircut, but is very critical of herself by being obsessed w/fitness (Yoga, Pilates, running, pole/aerial fitness & any other blazing hot trendy exercise), hence the Lulu stretchy pants, but not all LK’s workout. They desire the look of as if they spent $70-$100 on the label, looking hot appreciating themselves & making all her peers/strangers jealous. Hence, phony Lululemon Karen.

The authentic Lululemon Karen has the means, influence, educated, condescending & ready to fly off the handle & go ape shit on anyone she views is in her way & goes off on people she encounters for unbelievably petty crap for no good reason. She drives like an asshole speeding & cutting off others, honking, shouting profanities, using middle finger or waving arms. She only drives SUVs & luxury vehicles.

You’ll usually see them in Beverly Hills, West LA, Santa Monica, Southbay especially Manhattan Beach, El Segundo (Lmao- young women & mostly old crows w/ overly done plastic surgery forget they live in old toxicity..The gas plant & Hazardous Waste plant make up city); pretty much all of South Bay Area, Most of the elite Orange County cities & the better areas of Rancho Cucamonga/Fontana. Murrieta, Canyon Lake & parts of Corona & only desirable areas of Riverside (yes parts have moved on up)

The worst ones are the bimbo bots that run over people at the Strand/boardwalk of Manhattan Beach, Hermosa & Redondo Beach walkpaths.

“Watch out for Lululemon Karen, she’s in her Lexus SUV, wreaking havoc on anything in her path
“Lookout for Lululemon Karen, she mows down” everyone walking/jogging on the Manhattan beach strand”
I hate shopping at the Beverly Connection shopping ctr, why aren’t the Lululemon Karen’s at their mothership- the Grove, Santa Monica place or Promenade?

Lululemon Karen by Devilish90 April 14, 2021

lululemon mom 

A MILF that always looks ready to go to pilates or hot yoga. Dressed head to toe in lululemon with the occasional patagonia jacket. She is PTA president and is super involved in her kids lives. Likely shops at whole foods. You can probably catch her running around her neighborhood park pushing her children in a stroller. Drives a land rover to meet for brunch with other lulu moms.

Sarah is such a lululemon mom! I always see her going from manicure appointment to pilates to PTA meeting to brunch with the girls!

lululemon mom by lindseyploomer October 9, 2017

Lululemon legging girls 

Lululemon legging girls are your typical white girl from short hills with daddy's money and probably takes french instead of spanish. All they most of the time wear are lululemon legging, or other brands' leggings, and in the summer they wear lululemon short shorts. They are most of the time very annoying and rich, but sometimes, if you are lucky, you would find a nicer one. If you tell them anything, the rumors will spread faster than the australian wildfire.

look it is the lululemon legging girls-
looks like they are buying sushi for an afterschool snack with daddy's money.

Lululemon legging girls by T_T Kill_meNow May 17, 2022

lululemon 

Vancouver-based maker of the tightest pants on the face of the planet. Possibly has something to do with yoga. Definitely has something to do with horribly attractive girls with nice asses. These pants will ruin your concentration. The logo at the back is hypnotic.

I went to the gym yesterday, and it was full of hot girls in lululemon pants.

lululemon by spookytooth April 14, 2004

Lululemon girl 

Cool girl (or boy) who wears lululemon and flexes it. Usually gossips a lot

Look at that lululemon girl she’s probably very annoying

Lululemon girl by skatergirl_8D April 12, 2019