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When one is so hungry that they accidentally vacuum up the entire school cafeteria, and the sound "loooooonch" is produced. Only high-level beings can accomplish full loonchage.
"LOOOOOOOOOOONCH"
"BRO WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE, HES GONNA LOONCH UP EVERY THING"
"LOOOOOOOOOONCH"
"NOOOOOO, TYRONDRE GOT LOONCHED"
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOONCH"
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loochmas 

A festivity during the holiday season that celebrates Looch.

Common activities during loochmas include: looching around, saying "merry looch", and being cheerful.
"I heard Loochmas was cancelled at ASU this year, so we are hosting it at USA"
loochmas by DaRealLooch November 6, 2020
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merry looch 

Common courtesy said during loochmas, to let friends and family know that you wish them a merry looch celebration.

Commonly pronounced in a falsetto speaking voice.
Seeing my family in the downstairs kitchen during loochmas, I shouted "merry looch" in a falsetto voice.
merry looch by DaRealLooch November 10, 2020

Wate a lonch botto 

"But this is the launch." in Bengali. The motto for the total failure of the 2020 RACGP online fellowship exams.
Candidate: “There is no launch button. is it because it is too early?”

Proctor: “Wate a lonch botto”

Candidate: “okay can you please spell, i can’t understand what is being saiid”
Wate a lonch botto by The GP Reg October 11, 2020
loochie by The_Incubator August 5, 2003
"Bro u got so Lonched last night", "yeah Giselle just broke my heart im just gonna go home and Lonch myself"
Lonched by b0ki January 11, 2020
Loonah describes someone who is somewhat on the edge of a breakdown. This can also be used to name the person as such. The person usually screams that they want bread or lead. The word "Loonah" is also a common spelling error of "Cloonah" or "Loony". The person will often suffer emotional outbursts or strange intertwining of fingers.
(Loonah): I want bread!!! I want lead!!
Person T: Whoops, looks like we got another "loonah"

~~

Person P: Dude, have you seen that guy who is faaaaaaaacked?
Person B: The guy is loonah.

~~

(Loonah): Let's get serious..
Persons T,P,B: What sort of line? A pipeline?
Loonah by emmarhoids May 6, 2010
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