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Underground indie band hailing from Long Island, New York. The members pride themselves in their strikingly different personalities but manage to combine for an eclectic vibe. Often include steady rhythmic reggae beats with electric instrumentals for an artsy, unique sound. Influences include Raptor Jesus, Jeff Goldblum, Fidel Castro, Bob Marley, and Insanity Wolf.
Pat: Have you heard of Lonch?
James: Yeah, they're pretty decent.
Lonch by californication93 June 2, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
Nickname for a person called Ludovico with blonde hair, popular in Tuscany
Loooooonch
Lonch porca puttana ti devi muovere
Lonch stai andando?
Lonch by Jacquetto March 27, 2017
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Wate a lonch botto 

"But this is the launch." in Bengali. The motto for the total failure of the 2020 RACGP online fellowship exams.
Candidate: “There is no launch button. is it because it is too early?”

Proctor: “Wate a lonch botto”

Candidate: “okay can you please spell, i can’t understand what is being saiid”
Wate a lonch botto by The GP Reg October 11, 2020
The art of making a ridiculous story up to sound bad ass
Me: Bruh... That story doesn't even sound possible. Did you just go full Lochte? Never go full Lochte... Remember 2016 in Rio
Lochte by Juan_Flaco August 19, 2016
A person who is enamoured of the latest fads or trends, who pursues a lifestyle that is based on the shallowest of "whats hot" lists. Someone who is sexually ambiguous or shallowly closeted - who seeks approval by moving with the herd.Women who like these kind of men are referred to as "lenchicks"
That guy isn't fooling anyone - he is waaaay lenchuck.

The place was stupid trendy - full of lenchucks and lenchicks.
lenchuck by Big Bi Daddy May 11, 2006

A Loch Lomand 

the act of breaking up with your significant other in a ridiculously protracted manner
"You hear about Martin? He pulled a Loch Lomand on his girlfriend"
".....awkward"
A Loch Lomand by Tazzy_Devil88 April 28, 2015
lok-er (V): The act of continuous, unrelenting verbal pummeling passed down from superior to subordinate while in the presence of colleagues; often leaves a palpable unease within the proximate area and the subject to feel disoriented, mildly anxious and depleted of self-worth.
After handing in a presentation with a typo, Pedro received a harsh lochering from his manager.
Locher by GFY Brain July 27, 2013
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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