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-sound that the penis makes while loosing erection during sex
*Honey is your penis loinching again?It's only been 25 seconds!
-a fuzzy fruit eaten with camel spit
*Have you ever tried a loinchy?
loinch by Julia March 31, 2005
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When one is so hungry that they accidentally vacuum up the entire school cafeteria, and the sound "loooooonch" is produced. Only high-level beings can accomplish full loonchage.
"LOOOOOOOOOOONCH"
"BRO WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE, HES GONNA LOONCH UP EVERY THING"
"LOOOOOOOOOONCH"
"NOOOOOO, TYRONDRE GOT LOONCHED"
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOONCH"

Wate a lonch botto 

"But this is the launch." in Bengali. The motto for the total failure of the 2020 RACGP online fellowship exams.
Candidate: “There is no launch button. is it because it is too early?”

Proctor: “Wate a lonch botto”

Candidate: “okay can you please spell, i can’t understand what is being saiid”
Wate a lonch botto by The GP Reg October 11, 2020
1. Literally; n., a pin or keeper, placed through or around an axle, that prevents a wheel from slipping off of its axle.

2. Slang; n., Any part or person that is so vital to something that if it went missing, the whole thing would fall apart.
1. You have to pull the linchpin to adjust the bearings.

2. Someone has to take the snap, so the quarterback is the football offensive team's linchpin.
linchpin by Downstrike December 28, 2005
"Bro u got so Lonched last night", "yeah Giselle just broke my heart im just gonna go home and Lonch myself"
Lonched by b0ki January 11, 2020
Underground indie band hailing from Long Island, New York. The members pride themselves in their strikingly different personalities but manage to combine for an eclectic vibe. Often include steady rhythmic reggae beats with electric instrumentals for an artsy, unique sound. Influences include Raptor Jesus, Jeff Goldblum, Fidel Castro, Bob Marley, and Insanity Wolf.
Pat: Have you heard of Lonch?
James: Yeah, they're pretty decent.
Lonch by californication93 June 2, 2010
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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