loinch 

a really really big shlong like a super sized cock

wow brandon has a big loinch in his pants

loinch by bigloinchboy69 March 24, 2020

loinch 

-sound that the penis makes while loosing erection during sex
*Honey is your penis loinching again?It's only been 25 seconds!
-a fuzzy fruit eaten with camel spit
*Have you ever tried a loinchy?

to be pronounced /loy-nch/

loinch by Julia March 31, 2005

Loonch

When one is so hungry that they accidentally vacuum up the entire school cafeteria, and the sound "loooooonch" is produced. Only high-level beings can accomplish full loonchage.

"LOOOOOOOOOOONCH"
"BRO WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE, HES GONNA LOONCH UP EVERY THING"
"LOOOOOOOOOONCH"
"NOOOOOO, TYRONDRE GOT LOONCHED"
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOONCH"

Loonch by ThePreezyOfTheUnitedSteezy May 21, 2019

Wate a lonch botto 

"But this is the launch." in Bengali. The motto for the total failure of the 2020 RACGP online fellowship exams.

Candidate: “There is no launch button. is it because it is too early?”

Proctor: “Wate a lonch botto”

Candidate: “okay can you please spell, i can’t understand what is being saiid”

Wate a lonch botto by The GP Reg October 11, 2020

linchpin

1. Literally; n., a pin or keeper, placed through or around an axle, that prevents a wheel from slipping off of its axle.

2. Slang; n., Any part or person that is so vital to something that if it went missing, the whole thing would fall apart.

1. You have to pull the linchpin to adjust the bearings.

2. Someone has to take the snap, so the quarterback is the football offensive team's linchpin.

linchpin by Downstrike December 28, 2005

Lonched 

To get wasted or fucked up

"Bro u got so Lonched last night", "yeah Giselle just broke my heart im just gonna go home and Lonch myself"

Lonched by b0ki January 11, 2020

Lonch 

Underground indie band hailing from Long Island, New York. The members pride themselves in their strikingly different personalities but manage to combine for an eclectic vibe. Often include steady rhythmic reggae beats with electric instrumentals for an artsy, unique sound. Influences include Raptor Jesus, Jeff Goldblum, Fidel Castro, Bob Marley, and Insanity Wolf.

Pat: Have you heard of Lonch?
James: Yeah, they're pretty decent.

Lonch by californication93 June 2, 2010