Definitions by DaRealLooch

gilk 

Gilk is the shorthand word for "gross milk".

Gross milk is synthetically created by letting a gallon of milk sit in the fridge for 2 months until it has fully curdled and smells gross. This process can be sped up by letting it sit outside in direct sunlight on a warm day.

My friend hid a gallon of open gilk in my bedroom and now I don't sleep there anymore.

gilk by DaRealLooch January 20, 2021

bad lox 

bad lox is smoked salmon that has gone rancid.

I ate bad lox and was throwing up for a week. I'm never eating lox again.

bad lox by DaRealLooch January 20, 2021

loochmas gifts 

Gifts you get for loochmas. They normally get lost though.

where are my loochmas gifts? I can't find my loochmas gifts.

loochmas gifts by DaRealLooch January 14, 2021

Opal Fever 

When you see images of opals or opals themselves and feel the need to immediately get one for yourself.

He/she/them caught a bad case of opal fever after watching blackopaldirect.

Opal Fever by DaRealLooch November 15, 2020

clashmas 

The winter festivity in Clash of Clans.

Celebrated by drinking elixir cider, and buying clashmas special packs in the clash of clans store. Don't let the goblins steal your clashmas presents delivered by Saint Clasholas.

Did you see the special $99.99 Clashmas Special offer in the store? Its a 5x value pack.

clashmas by DaRealLooch November 12, 2020

merry looch 

Common courtesy said during loochmas, to let friends and family know that you wish them a merry looch celebration.

Commonly pronounced in a falsetto speaking voice.

Seeing my family in the downstairs kitchen during loochmas, I shouted "merry looch" in a falsetto voice.

merry looch by DaRealLooch November 10, 2020

loochmas 

A festivity during the holiday season that celebrates Looch.

Common activities during loochmas include: looching around, saying "merry looch", and being cheerful.

"I heard Loochmas was cancelled at ASU this year, so we are hosting it at USA"

loochmas by DaRealLooch November 6, 2020