DaRealLooch's definitions

bad lox

bad lox is smoked salmon that has gone rancid.

I ate bad lox and was throwing up for a week. I'm never eating lox again.

by DaRealLooch January 20, 2021

gilk

Gilk is the shorthand word for "gross milk".

Gross milk is synthetically created by letting a gallon of milk sit in the fridge for 2 months until it has fully curdled and smells gross. This process can be sped up by letting it sit outside in direct sunlight on a warm day.

My friend hid a gallon of open gilk in my bedroom and now I don't sleep there anymore.

by DaRealLooch January 20, 2021

clashmas

The winter festivity in Clash of Clans.

Celebrated by drinking elixir cider, and buying clashmas special packs in the clash of clans store. Don't let the goblins steal your clashmas presents delivered by Saint Clasholas.

Did you see the special $99.99 Clashmas Special offer in the store? Its a 5x value pack.

by DaRealLooch November 12, 2020

Opal Fever

When you see images of opals or opals themselves and feel the need to immediately get one for yourself.

He/she/them caught a bad case of opal fever after watching blackopaldirect.

by DaRealLooch November 15, 2020

merry looch

Common courtesy said during loochmas, to let friends and family know that you wish them a merry looch celebration.

Commonly pronounced in a falsetto speaking voice.

Seeing my family in the downstairs kitchen during loochmas, I shouted "merry looch" in a falsetto voice.

by DaRealLooch November 10, 2020

loochmas gifts

Gifts you get for loochmas. They normally get lost though.

where are my loochmas gifts? I can't find my loochmas gifts.

by DaRealLooch January 14, 2021

loochmas

A festivity during the holiday season that celebrates Looch.

Common activities during loochmas include: looching around, saying "merry looch", and being cheerful.

"I heard Loochmas was cancelled at ASU this year, so we are hosting it at USA"

by DaRealLooch November 6, 2020