Lonsinger

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A very tempermental man white male, that is usually referenced to a jew, because of his alleged "ju-fro". He can also exhibit weird body parts scuh as a granny-like ass. If you ever a Lonsinger please feel free to harass and humiliate them.

Kid: hey let me get some money
Lonsinger: Fuck you bitch!
Kid: wow...you and your stupid ju-fro are being such a Lonsinger today
Lonsinger: you wish you had a white guy fro

Lonsinger by The White Impaler October 24, 2008

longfinger

a person who has an abnormally long finger.

Woah did you see her longfinger I bet she could finger bang so good.

longfinger by zitaoox January 24, 2015

Related Words

Lonsinger • Honsinger • lantingeronic • lasingero • Leisinger • lenzinger • lesinger • Lofinger • Lollinger • longfinger

lesinger

Common slang name for the foul smelling mold that grows on an uncircumcised, if not cleaned properly.

That guy had a real lesinger in his pants

lesinger by stinkydickcheese June 24, 2014

Lovinger

Noun: a person who arrives a little bit late but does enough work that no one questions it
Adverb: That's a Lovingerly thing to do.
Transient Verb: I went and Lovingered with Selina this morning, so I'll be there at 2 PM.

e.g. Hi guys, Pendo meeting got pushed back to Monday morning, our AM called in sick. I have an appointment for a car at 11am, so doing a 'Lovinger' right now :grin:

Lovinger by Mc_Lovin_ March 15, 2019

Honsinger

A fairly large Italian/German family that resides mostly in New York State. Honsingers participate in all outdoor activities. Favorite activities include hunting and fishing. Snowmobiling is another favorite activity. All Honsingers are known to own guns. Most Honsingers have a great sense of humor. Weekends are usually spent at various family camps.

You are a Honsinger, so you obviously must own a gun.

Honsinger by honsfan January 22, 2011

lusinger

An extremely small penis that most women laugh at.

Chris: Guys I just got this really hot girlfriend...

Friend: Come on Chris we all know you got that Lusinger dick

lusinger by TrumpSupporter2015 October 8, 2016

Lollinger

A cheap fizzy wine or perry bought by poor or mean people instead of proper champagne. A pun on "LOL" and the brand of champagne Bollinger

Sharon treated herself to a bottle of Lambrini, it's her favourite drink, even though to the rest of us it's a Lollinger.

Lollinger by VinceSheen November 21, 2011

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026