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longwanger 

the food of those who love the nizzle

the inferior species cannot reproduce without sitting on one

Faggots eat them
Blow my longwanger you fuckin cunt assed virgin bitch
longwanger by anonymous May 25, 2004

Lonsinger 

A very tempermental man white male, that is usually referenced to a jew, because of his alleged "ju-fro". He can also exhibit weird body parts scuh as a granny-like ass. If you ever a Lonsinger please feel free to harass and humiliate them.
Kid: hey let me get some money
Lonsinger: Fuck you bitch!
Kid: wow...you and your stupid ju-fro are being such a Lonsinger today
Lonsinger: you wish you had a white guy fro
Lonsinger by The White Impaler October 24, 2008

Lofinger 

Lofinger - a guy who secretly wants a finger up his ass when having sex but will never admit it.

Nofinger - a guy who will bitch slap the kink out ya if you try to slip a finger up his ass during sex (aka closeted bi-curious)

Profinger - A guy who likes a finger up his ass when having sex.
I hooked up with John again last night. I'm still trying to figure out if he's Lofinger or Nofinger. Maybe I should just go for it...
Lofinger by NorCalNativeGirl July 26, 2014

Bongfinger 

A black colored fingernail from cleaning the chillum of a bong
Watch out cleaning the bong otherwise you’re getting a bongfinger.
Bongfinger by green_juli April 9, 2021

Linkfinger 

When you have fat fingers and fingerbang a women
Wow! steve gave me the linkfingers last night
Linkfinger by Bootypebbles98 July 14, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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