longfinger
longfinger by zitaoox January 24, 2015
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longwanger
the food of those who love the nizzle
the inferior species cannot reproduce without sitting on one
Faggots eat them
the inferior species cannot reproduce without sitting on one
Faggots eat them
longwanger by anonymous May 25, 2004
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Lonsinger
A very tempermental man white male, that is usually referenced to a jew, because of his alleged "ju-fro". He can also exhibit weird body parts scuh as a granny-like ass. If you ever a Lonsinger please feel free to harass and humiliate them.
Kid: hey let me get some money
Lonsinger: Fuck you bitch!
Kid: wow...you and your stupid ju-fro are being such a Lonsinger today
Lonsinger: you wish you had a white guy fro
Lonsinger: Fuck you bitch!
Kid: wow...you and your stupid ju-fro are being such a Lonsinger today
Lonsinger: you wish you had a white guy fro
Lonsinger by The White Impaler October 24, 2008
Lofinger
Lofinger - a guy who secretly wants a finger up his ass when having sex but will never admit it.
Nofinger - a guy who will bitch slap the kink out ya if you try to slip a finger up his ass during sex (aka closeted bi-curious)
Profinger - A guy who likes a finger up his ass when having sex.
Nofinger - a guy who will bitch slap the kink out ya if you try to slip a finger up his ass during sex (aka closeted bi-curious)
Profinger - A guy who likes a finger up his ass when having sex.
I hooked up with John again last night. I'm still trying to figure out if he's Lofinger or Nofinger. Maybe I should just go for it...
Lofinger by NorCalNativeGirl July 26, 2014
Bongfinger
Bongfinger by green_juli April 9, 2021
Linkfinger
Linkfinger by Bootypebbles98 July 14, 2021
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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