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longwanger 

the food of those who love the nizzle

the inferior species cannot reproduce without sitting on one

Faggots eat them
Blow my longwanger you fuckin cunt assed virgin bitch
longwanger by anonymous May 25, 2004
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Lonsinger 

A very tempermental man white male, that is usually referenced to a jew, because of his alleged "ju-fro". He can also exhibit weird body parts scuh as a granny-like ass. If you ever a Lonsinger please feel free to harass and humiliate them.
Kid: hey let me get some money
Lonsinger: Fuck you bitch!
Kid: wow...you and your stupid ju-fro are being such a Lonsinger today
Lonsinger: you wish you had a white guy fro
Lonsinger by The White Impaler October 24, 2008

Lofinger 

Lofinger - a guy who secretly wants a finger up his ass when having sex but will never admit it.

Nofinger - a guy who will bitch slap the kink out ya if you try to slip a finger up his ass during sex (aka closeted bi-curious)

Profinger - A guy who likes a finger up his ass when having sex.
I hooked up with John again last night. I'm still trying to figure out if he's Lofinger or Nofinger. Maybe I should just go for it...
Lofinger by NorCalNativeGirl July 26, 2014

Bongfinger 

A black colored fingernail from cleaning the chillum of a bong
Watch out cleaning the bong otherwise you’re getting a bongfinger.
Bongfinger by green_juli April 9, 2021

Linkfinger 

When you have fat fingers and fingerbang a women
Wow! steve gave me the linkfingers last night
Linkfinger by Bootypebbles98 July 14, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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