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Leuzinger 

A Person who has a 150% higher chance of contracting a malignant tumor on his right testicle and 127.6% on the left. Another common side effect is having a seventh of the average ejaculation time and masturbates 3.7 times more often. Commonly known as the Leuzinger syndrome it is a crippling disease that affects more than 7,200 males across the United States.
That guys last name is Leuzinger...most definitely a loser in bed....
Im sorry sir, you have testicular cancer; bad luck on your last name.
Leuzinger by OliverKlosov2 February 15, 2010

Geisinger 

Verb

The Spanish "ER" verb meaning to teach Biology terribly.

Can be conjugated into all forms of present, past and future tenses with no irregular endings

Example: Present tense, Yo-Geisingo
Tú-Geisinges
Ud./él/ella-Geisinge
Nosotros-Geisingemos
Vosotros-Geisingéis
Uds./ellos/ellas-Geisingen
El profesora geisinge biologia.
Geisinger by Student March 4, 2005
The act of spending time leisurely. To relax. A super chill pass time of leisure.
To do nothing but lie on the floor all day with a bottle of champagne, some blow and your tit hanging out.
No, I'm too busy chilling out leising on the floor.
Leising by PopTart11 October 5, 2010

lesinger 

Common slang name for the foul smelling mold that grows on an uncircumcised, if not cleaned properly.
That guy had a real lesinger in his pants
lesinger by stinkydickcheese June 24, 2014

levinger 

That guy has such a cool last name, it's levinger.
levinger by shlolev May 10, 2016

leadsingeritis 

when a person becomes infatuated with only the lead singers of bands
"Man, Amber is so obsessed with Julian Casablancas, she totally has leadsingeritis."
leadsingeritis by Amber May 13, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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