Honsinger

A fairly large Italian/German family that resides mostly in New York State. Honsingers participate in all outdoor activities. Favorite activities include hunting and fishing. Snowmobiling is another favorite activity. All Honsingers are known to own guns. Most Honsingers have a great sense of humor. Weekends are usually spent at various family camps.

You are a Honsinger, so you obviously must own a gun.

Honsinger by honsfan January 22, 2011

Hunsinger's Disease 

A psychological condition in which the subject must compulsively purchase clever domain names, based on their availability rather than on any perspective use for them.

This differs from domainer, in that sufferers of Hunsinger's Disease frequently have no intention or capability of monetizing their purchases.

Named for Ed Hunsinger, a computer programmer and well-known figure in Silicon Valley, who is owner of hundreds of clever, unused domain names.

The only cure for Hunsinger's disease is Godaddy.com. Just try registering a domain there and you'll see why.

Hunsinger's Disease by qfr June 9, 2009

Helsinger 

bad ass mother fucker, usually associated with beards. when one is spotted in a bar or other public area, proceed with caution. Helsingers are often very territorial and can strike without warning.

"Is that a helsinger?"

"yes! lets get the fuck out of here!!"

Helsinger by joeburgmanthethird January 11, 2010

hoefinger 

the act of smelling like a vagina.

after playing an arousing game of baskegtball, i smelled like hoefinger

hoefinger by blow me33447 December 7, 2005

go hunsinger

to lose one's temper and inflict a severe physical beating on a perceived enemy, real or imagined; to "hulk out"

I'm 'bout to go hunsinger on all these guys who keep hittin' on my old lady.

go hunsinger by marv3000 May 2, 2021

Hansinerate 

To destroy a server through folly and lack of change control.

He hansinerated FIL-STL-05.

Hansinerate by Keith Reynolds July 3, 2003

hollinger 

To manipulate statistics using dubious formulae so as to show one player or person as better than others.

This is taken from the Hollinger player rankings where various formulae are used that defy common belief.

Chris' stats were hollingered to show that he was better than John.

hollinger by mangoman January 21, 2007