Longdog

A very long dog which has a ravenous tinge about it.

Longdog Kibamaru is very long and always hungry.

by Suferman January 2, 2009

longdog after a bitch

To proceed with something right away; in a hurry.

When Harry found out he won the lottery, he quit his job and took off like a longdog after a bitch to collect his winnings.

A longdog a crossbreed between two sightdogs (example: Saluki x Greyhound - Deerhound x Greyhound - Whippet x Greyhound)

Bitch is a female dog.

by Moonmanphoto October 8, 2013

Longdongtinitus

A rare hereditary condition that unfortunately has no cure. It affects the ability of the sufferer to move around quickly and wear tighty whities. It is also known to instigate "peeking" among other males while using public urinals. Consequently if you are infected with Longdongtinitus, most of your sexual partners might need to be taken to the emergency room after penetration.

Dirk - "Just got back from the Pediatric Gynecologist today and I have some bad news, I've been diagnosed with Longdongtinitus"

Dumb Slut - "Oh nooooo, what are you going to do?"

Dirk - "Just drink this ruffie colada and I'll show you"

by weezarc May 15, 2010

Logdog

A slang nickname for someone whose name is Logan

S’up Logdog

by Graesen May 31, 2018

longdon

longdon is a strong, loyal, friends last name. if you have this last name u are brave and strong 💪🏼. it is most likely u will marry the person the longdon loves most, longdon’s love there family and love family time.

“oh the longdon’s family are so precious”
“yeah i’ve heard they are so nice!”

by i69love69you November 22, 2019

Longdown

Lockdown that got too long

F**k this longdown!

by Newfantomas January 30, 2021

Longdong

A long penis. Not necessarily a complement. Can be used with a nickname.

1) Momo, pull that longdong out of your mouth.

2) Hey, where's Longdong Tom?

by AIDS_Pizza January 9, 2012