Longdown 

Lockdown that got too long

F**k this longdown!

Longdown by Newfantomas January 30, 2021

Longdongtinitus 

A rare hereditary condition that unfortunately has no cure. It affects the ability of the sufferer to move around quickly and wear tighty whities. It is also known to instigate "peeking" among other males while using public urinals. Consequently if you are infected with Longdongtinitus, most of your sexual partners might need to be taken to the emergency room after penetration.

Dirk - "Just got back from the Pediatric Gynecologist today and I have some bad news, I've been diagnosed with Longdongtinitus"

Dumb Slut - "Oh nooooo, what are you going to do?"

Dirk - "Just drink this ruffie colada and I'll show you"

Longdongtinitus by weezarc May 15, 2010

Tom Langdown 

rat

That man is a Tom Langdown

Tom Langdown by Tom Langdown April 11, 2020

longdon 

longdon is a strong, loyal, friends last name. if you have this last name u are brave and strong 💪🏼. it is most likely u will marry the person the longdon loves most, longdon’s love there family and love family time.

“oh the longdon’s family are so precious”
“yeah i’ve heard they are so nice!”

longdon by i69love69you November 22, 2019

Longdong 

A long penis. Not necessarily a complement. Can be used with a nickname.

1) Momo, pull that longdong out of your mouth.

2) Hey, where's Longdong Tom?

Longdong by AIDS_Pizza January 9, 2012

Londowner 

Moany Londoner (or British citizen for more flexible labelling ) that tends to complain about anything, typically current generation populace.

Just a right wing Londowner, mate.

Londowner by G Money Ltd May 15, 2019

longdong 

a big ass penis

(_)_)=========D

Igor get that longdong out of your mouth again.

longdong by Anonymous March 6, 2003