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Pethair
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Noun: Someone with a constant urge to
fap
-
fap
. Verb: To
fap
-fap
Lol, Pethair just faps all day. Pethair loves Neil. Woah! Look at
Petey
fap
-
fapping
to Dylan Bowen!
Pethair
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Suferman
January 4, 2009
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Longdog
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A very long
dog
which has a
ravenous
tinge
about it.
Longdog Kibamaru is very
long
and always
hungry
.
Longdog
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Suferman
January 2, 2009
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Widecat
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A
cat
which possesses
extreme
quantities of
saturated fat
.
My Widecat'
s
name
is Kibamaru. Kibamaru is a very
wide
widecat.
Widecat
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Suferman
December 31, 2008
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