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blue lagoon
A public toilet, so-named because of the color of its water, which has a blue hue due to the use of a disinfectant product which is released with every flush. (Also, coincidentally -- and appropriately, the title of a Brooke Shields movie.)
Gas Station Manager:
"Goddamit, Zeke. That last fat bastard who pulled in here left a big ol' stinkin' turd floatin' in the blue lagoon. Son-of-a-bitch won't flush. Now get in there and fish it out."
Gas Station Attendant:
"Fuck you. I quit."
"Goddamit, Zeke. That last fat bastard who pulled in here left a big ol' stinkin' turd floatin' in the blue lagoon. Son-of-a-bitch won't flush. Now get in there and fish it out."
Gas Station Attendant:
"Fuck you. I quit."
blue lagoon by Robert T. Calhoun January 21, 2006
Related Words
Logoon • Lagoon • logon • Lagoon Monster • longoon • lagoon creature • Lagoon Poon • Logdon Sodsbury • Logton • lagoona
Coon Lagoon
Coon Lagoon by mackerel daddy August 17, 2011
Black Lagoon
Possibly one of the most bitchin' animes ever made. The story follows a team of pirates/mercenaries known as Lagoon Company, who smuggle goods in and around the seas of Southeast Asia in the 1990s3. Their base of operations is located in the fictional city of Roanapur in Thailand, and they transport goods in the PT boat Black Lagoon. When on land, they move around and conduct business using Benny's Pontiac GTO. Lagoon Company does business with various clients, but has a particularly friendly relationship with the Russian crime syndicate Hotel Moscow. The team takes on a variety of missions—which may involve violent firefights, hand-to-hand combat, and nautical battles—in various Southeast Asian locations and when not doing much, the members of the Lagoon Company spend much of their down time at The Yellow Flag, a bar in Roanapur.
This anime can be seen as a darker Cowboy Bebop with higher shorts on the girl.
This anime can be seen as a darker Cowboy Bebop with higher shorts on the girl.
Black Lagoon by Lagoon February 12, 2009
Friendship Lagoon
A lingering, often irreversible situation in a budding relationship in which an eligible partner's attempts at seeking a mate are rebuffed or denied because of his or her failure to make it past friendship.
Dick - "Hey so whats up with you and Kate, are you screwing or what?"
Sam - "I was too slow to ask her out, and now we are stuck in friendship lagoon."
Sam - "I was too slow to ask her out, and now we are stuck in friendship lagoon."
Friendship Lagoon by bitchmasterfunk October 19, 2011
white lagoon
white lagoon by TZ January 6, 2005
logowned
When you are owned by virtue of someone logging off before you can respond to their insult. An immature but effective way to establish superiority in online culture.
logowned by Wooginator the Uber December 21, 2008
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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