A rare hereditary condition that unfortunately has no cure. It affects the ability of the sufferer to move around quickly and wear
tighty whities. It is also known to instigate "peeking" among other males while using public urinals. Consequently if you are infected with Longdongtinitus, most of your sexual partners
might need to be
taken to the emergency room after penetration.
Dirk - "Just got back from the Pediatric Gynecologist today and I have some bad
news, I've been diagnosed with Longdongtinitus"
Dumb Slut - "Oh nooooo, what are you going to do?"
Dirk - "Just drink this ruffie colada and I'll show you"