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It’s actually quite a simple meaning: long balloons

That longoon looks like the longest one i’ve seen!

longoon by EvilRoomba September 20, 2021

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longoon

It’s a simple definition: a long balloon!

That longoon looks the longest!

longoon by EvilRoomba September 20, 2021

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Related Words

longoon • longdong • Longlong • Longmont • Longboon • longdonged • longlongxman • longon • Logoon • Lonegooner

longoon

Simple; long balloons.

Jack: “Heyyyy…”
David: “WHAT THE HELL!?! WHY ARE YOU HAVING SEX WITH LONGOONS!?!”

longoon by EvilRoomba September 25, 2021

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Longboon

1: A square who hangs around the streets in the early morning.

2: A clumsy or foolish person.

1: "Did you see that guy? What a longboon!"

2: "Why didn't you ask someone for directions you longboon!"

Longboon by Breeze3ze August 2, 2011

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Longdongtinitus

A rare hereditary condition that unfortunately has no cure. It affects the ability of the sufferer to move around quickly and wear tighty whities. It is also known to instigate "peeking" among other males while using public urinals. Consequently if you are infected with Longdongtinitus, most of your sexual partners might need to be taken to the emergency room after penetration.

Dirk - "Just got back from the Pediatric Gynecologist today and I have some bad news, I've been diagnosed with Longdongtinitus"

Dumb Slut - "Oh nooooo, what are you going to do?"

Dirk - "Just drink this ruffie colada and I'll show you"

Longdongtinitus by weezarc May 15, 2010

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longfong

a fong that is long

boy that is a longfong

longfong by longfong12 December 3, 2018

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Longlong

the name of a dude 100x smarter than you, if you say hes dumb, then you are mentally disabled.

Bully: "fuck you longlong, your such a mong"
Me: "no u bitch" (300 IQ response)

Longlong by daddie#6969 November 8, 2020

kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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