longoon

It’s actually quite a simple meaning: long balloons

That longoon looks like the longest one i’ve seen!

by EvilRoomba September 20, 2021

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longoon

It’s a simple definition: a long balloon!

That longoon looks the longest!

by EvilRoomba September 20, 2021

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longoon

Simple; long balloons.

Jack: “Heyyyy…”
David: “WHAT THE HELL!?! WHY ARE YOU HAVING SEX WITH LONGOONS!?!”

by EvilRoomba September 25, 2021

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Longboon

1: A square who hangs around the streets in the early morning.

2: A clumsy or foolish person.

1: "Did you see that guy? What a longboon!"

2: "Why didn't you ask someone for directions you longboon!"

by Breeze3ze August 2, 2011

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A rare hereditary condition that unfortunately has no cure. It affects the ability of the sufferer to move around quickly and wear tighty whities. It is also known to instigate "peeking" among other males while using public urinals. Consequently if you are infected with Longdongtinitus, most of your sexual partners might need to be taken to the emergency room after penetration.

Dirk - "Just got back from the Pediatric Gynecologist today and I have some bad news, I've been diagnosed with Longdongtinitus"

Dumb Slut - "Oh nooooo, what are you going to do?"

Dirk - "Just drink this ruffie colada and I'll show you"

by weezarc May 15, 2010

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