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An Alcoholic Shot containing half Hennessy, and half Worcestershire Sauce (preferably Lea & Perrins.)

After you shoot it, your throat feels like it's going to be really harsh, but it doesn't. It nicely goes away, leaving you craving more mad cow disease.
Yo, grab the lea & perrins and the Henne, I wanna do a shot of mad cow disease!
by TZ November 28, 2004
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To piss off everyone in a bar at once by playing the song Mmmbop by Hanson on the jukebox. This is hard to do because no bar is going to carry any of Hanson's songs in their music selection. As of right now, there's only 3 ways this can be done:

1. If you own a bar (or know someone who does), bring in an mp3 player or CD with Hanson's Mmmbop on it. Then put it in a CD player, or connect your mp3 player to the bar's stereo, and play it on repeat. This is not recommended, as it will piss off every single person in the building and will result in the loss of customers and possibly employees.

2. Find a bar that has an Internet jukebox, where you can download songs from a huge online music library. Such Internet jukeboxes include Starbrite, Solara, Nitestar, Encore, Berkeley, Symphony, and the CD-100L. It usually costs a little extra to download a song from the net, but in this case.. its WELL worth it! Find Mmmbop and put in enough money to make it repeat 10+ times. After you make the song selection and it begins downloading, I highly recommend leaving for 2 reasons. First, your going to have some very pissed off drunk people looking for the person who queued up Mmmbop to play 37 times. And second, sticking around waiting to see peoples reactions means less time going out to Mmmbop more bars.

3. This is the best and most fun way to Mmmbop a bar. This requires the bar's stereo to be listening to an FM radio station. Your going to need a high powered FM transmitter (like an iTrip for an iPod, only more powerful), and Mmmbop either burned on a CD with a discman, or on an mp3 player. Pull up in the parking lot and have someone go inside. This person going inside will be on a special forces covert recon mission, and needs to stay stealth at all times. They will infiltrate the bar, get a drink and sit down by them-self. As soon as they hear what station is playing on the radio, they will call the person in the car and let them know what station is playing in the bar. The person in the car will then change the broadcasting frequency of the FM transmitter to match that which is playing in the bar, and start Mmmbop. I suggest waiting until the song on the radio is over, (or until there is a pause or the next song is about to begin), and then starting Mmmbop. This will make it sound like the radio frequency was never hijacked, and no one in the bar will suspect a thing. Once again, everyone in the entire building will be pissed off, and the management will probably change the station. When this happens, the special forces op will again call the person in the car and report that the station has been changed, and what station the music was changed to. At this point, the person in the car changes the FM transmitter's output frequency to match that of the new station, and resume playing Mmmbop. Again, I suggest timing it so there's a seamless transition between the radios music and Mmmbop so people really get confused. At this point, the management will either change the station again (in which case, you just hijack the new station), turn off the radio (in which case, you either find a new bar to Mmmbop or go inside and get drunk).. or they will just give in and just let it play, hoping that it will all be over soon. If this is the case, you put Mmmbop on repeat and see how many times they let it play. You can even leave it on repeat in your car, and go in and have a drink with your special forces op. Everyone in the entire bar will be extremely pissed off and annoyed except yourself, the special forces op, and whoever else is in on the fun.
Nathan: "What do you guys want to do tonight?"
Tom: "Lets go Mmmbop a bar."
Dustin: "I call special forces recon!!"
by TZ July 28, 2006
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A home water filtration system, thats easy to set up and simple to use. You can get a pitcher for your fridge, a filter tap for your faucet, or full size water cooler. Each of these requires the brita filter.
There are two main types of filter media in a Brita filters: Carbon granules, and De-ionization resin beads (DI). The DI resin beads remove charged ions and radicals from the water. These include calcium, magnesium, sodium, carbonate, and any other dissolved solids with a charge. The carbon granules reduce chlorine compounds and a number of other organics and inorganics. This is probably the most useful part of the Brita filter.
Brita filters also eliminate 98% of lead and reduce copper, chlorine (taste and odor) and mercury, all of which may be found in tap water. This gives ordinary tap water a much better/cleaner taste.

Another very useful method for a brita filter is using it to purify cheap vodka. Using a Brita filter, one can turn cheap, off-brand vodka into smooth, tasteful, inoffensive spirits that regularly win taste tests over name brand vodkas. Simply pour cheap vodka through the filter four times to make it smooth and delicious.
Dude, your tap water tastes like ass! Lets run to the store and pickup a Brita.

Dude, your vodka tastes like ass! Lets run to the store and pickup a Brita.
by TZ January 19, 2005
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When your wiping your ass and the toilet paper rips. This causes your hand to plundge into your poop shoot and covers your fingers with warm chocolate fudge.
"DUDE! Your toilet paper Sucks!! I just gave myself a brownicure!!!"
by TZ October 08, 2005
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When your spraying hot diarrhea in someones mouth and they laugh, causing it to come out of their nose.
Dude, whats up with your mom? She keeps begging me to give her a brown snarf.
by TZ January 20, 2006
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An Atomic Irish Car Bomb is exactly like a regular Irish Car Bomb, except you use much larger glasses. The primary glass, which is usually a regular 12-ounce pint glass, is replaced with a much larger/oversized beer mug (usually 30+ ounces in size). The secondary glass, which is usually a 1 ounce shot glass, is replaced with a regular 12-ounce pint glass.

How to do it:
Fill the 12 ounce pint glass up halfway with Jameson Irish Whiskey, and the rest of the way up with Bailey's Irish Cream (Yes, that’s 6 shots of each.. 12 shots all together). Then, fill the large beer mug halfway up with Guinness (this should usually be about 15 - 20 ounces).

Submerge the pint glass halfway down in the giant glass of Guinness, take a deep breath, drop it in, and immediately chug like you've never chugged before. When you are finished, slam the giant glass down and take another deep breath. You stomach will feel like you just ate an entire thanksgiving dinner, and you should be extremely drunk within 15 minutes.
Joel: "While we're here, want to pickup a bottle of Jameson?"
TZ: "Yes! Actually, make that 2 bottles of Jameson, and 2 bottles of Baileys. I want to do a few Atomic Irish Car Bomb's tonight!"
by TZ December 08, 2004
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