Atomic Irish Car Bomb

An Atomic Irish Car Bomb is exactly like a regular Irish Car Bomb, except you use much larger glasses. The primary glass, which is usually a regular 12-ounce pint glass, is replaced with a much larger/oversized beer mug (usually 30+ ounces in size). The secondary glass, which is usually a 1 ounce shot glass, is replaced with a regular 12-ounce pint glass.


How to do it:
Fill the 12 ounce pint glass up halfway with Jameson Irish Whiskey, and the rest of the way up with Bailey's Irish Cream (Yes, that’s 6 shots of each.. 12 shots all together). Then, fill the large beer mug halfway up with Guinness (this should usually be about 15 - 20 ounces).

Submerge the pint glass halfway down in the giant glass of Guinness, take a deep breath, drop it in, and immediately chug like you've never chugged before. When you are finished, slam the giant glass down and take another deep breath. You stomach will feel like you just ate an entire thanksgiving dinner, and you should be extremely drunk within 15 minutes.
Joel: "While we're here, want to pickup a bottle of Jameson?"
TZ: "Yes! Actually, make that 2 bottles of Jameson, and 2 bottles of Baileys. I want to do a few Atomic Irish Car Bomb's tonight!"
by TZ December 08, 2004
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brown snarf

When your spraying hot diarrhea in someones mouth and they laugh, causing it to come out of their nose.
Dude, whats up with your mom? She keeps begging me to give her a brown snarf.
by TZ January 20, 2006
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super oops

Similar to an oops, but much better.
When your fucking a girl, and you secretly RAM it in her ass as hard as you can. Then without any pause, you start fucking the living shit out of her ass as hard as humanly possible. This will send her into INSTANT shock. When she finally regains consciousness and musters up a small amount of energy to say "what are you doing??", you start pounding even HARDER and yell out at the top of your lungs "OOPS!"
It was her birthday.. so instead of giving her the usual oops, I realized this is a special day for her and decided to give her a super oops.
by TZ January 15, 2005
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Totenkopf

German word for 'skull'.

Literal translation: Death's Head.

Name of a Waffen SS Division of Nazi Germany during The Second World War.
The Totenkopf Division was sent in to reinforce the front.
by TZ June 19, 2003
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dirty nurse

when a girl (the nurse) sticks her finger (the thermometer) in your ass, then pulls it out and puts it in her mouth to see if you have a fever.
I wasn't feeling well, so the bitch gave me a dirty nurse to see what was up. Turns out everything was cool.
by TZ January 07, 2005
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TsukasaZero

A legendary sex god who has powers unlike any other.
OMG! HE WAS IN NO WAY LIKE TsukasaZero LAST NIGHT!
by TZ August 01, 2004
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white lagoon

When a guy blows his load on a girl and fills up her belly button up with cum.
Shit Yeah, I came all fucking over her.. I even gave her a white lagoon.
by TZ January 06, 2005
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