TsukasaZero

A legendary sex god who has powers unlike any other.
OMG! HE WAS IN NO WAY LIKE TsukasaZero LAST NIGHT!
by TZ August 02, 2004
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prostate balloon

When your assfucking a girl, and she farts. The stank-ass fart goes up your dickhole and into your prostate, inflating it like a balloon.
I knew I should'nt have gotten her a second helping at taco bell... that bitch gave me the worst prostate balloon ive ever had!
by TZ January 08, 2005
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brownicure

When your wiping your ass and the toilet paper rips. This causes your hand to plundge into your poop shoot and covers your fingers with warm chocolate fudge.
"DUDE! Your toilet paper Sucks!! I just gave myself a brownicure!!!"
by TZ October 09, 2005
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Atomic Irish Car Bomb

An Atomic Irish Car Bomb is exactly like a regular Irish Car Bomb, except you use much larger glasses. The primary glass, which is usually a regular 12-ounce pint glass, is replaced with a much larger/oversized beer mug (usually 30+ ounces in size). The secondary glass, which is usually a 1 ounce shot glass, is replaced with a regular 12-ounce pint glass.


How to do it:
Fill the 12 ounce pint glass up halfway with Jameson Irish Whiskey, and the rest of the way up with Bailey's Irish Cream (Yes, that’s 6 shots of each.. 12 shots all together). Then, fill the large beer mug halfway up with Guinness (this should usually be about 15 - 20 ounces).

Submerge the pint glass halfway down in the giant glass of Guinness, take a deep breath, drop it in, and immediately chug like you've never chugged before. When you are finished, slam the giant glass down and take another deep breath. You stomach will feel like you just ate an entire thanksgiving dinner, and you should be extremely drunk within 15 minutes.
Joel: "While we're here, want to pickup a bottle of Jameson?"
TZ: "Yes! Actually, make that 2 bottles of Jameson, and 2 bottles of Baileys. I want to do a few Atomic Irish Car Bomb's tonight!"
by TZ December 08, 2004
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white lagoon

When a guy blows his load on a girl and fills up her belly button up with cum.
Shit Yeah, I came all fucking over her.. I even gave her a white lagoon.
by TZ January 07, 2005
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Mad Cow Disease

An Alcoholic Shot containing half Hennessy, and half Worcestershire Sauce (preferably Lea & Perrins.)

After you shoot it, your throat feels like it's going to be really harsh, but it doesn't. It nicely goes away, leaving you craving more mad cow disease.
Yo, grab the lea & perrins and the Henne, I wanna do a shot of mad cow disease!
by TZ November 28, 2004
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Headquarters

Party Central. Where everyone hangs out and everything happens. If you want to get crazy but aren't sure where to go, come to headquarters.
Yo, come to Headquarters.. Its Milky White Binger Time!!
by TZ November 15, 2006
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