Loanphobia 

Phobia of loans, describing someone who's afraid of being in debt, poverty or making a loan.

Girlfriend: you can't even buy a handbag for me using your credit card, you are such a loanphobia loser.

Me: Yes, I am a loanphobia. I have enough of your luxury life built on my pain which I get cold calls from banks every hour because my account balance is always 0.

The AD: "Love goes 0 when transaction cut, so get your loan now before she was headhunted by your bestie."

As you see, loanphobia sent you away from your obsessed one but also saved you from being a simp.

Loanphobia by edenbyluck February 10, 2025

landphobia

Landphobia is the bigotry and intolerance towards landownership and People of Land. People of Land (PoL) is one of the most marginalised minority groups in modern day society and is constantly subject to microaggressions (e.g. not paying rent plus tip on time); hateful bigotry (e.g. ‘being a landlord is not a rEaL jOb’); and at times even systemic discriminations such as property tax and eviction moratoriums.

Rentoid: Landlords add nothing to society and are parasites. Why am I forced to pay to live in my own house??
People of land: What is this Landphobia? I’m literally shaking right now!!

landphobia by OS69 August 29, 2021

logophobia 

extreme or irrational fear or aversion to logic.

from Greek 'Logos' (word, reason) + -phobia

“John had a severe case of logophobia, causing him to claim he's attractive."

logophobia by imma_redbull04 July 7, 2014

[loadophobia] 

the fear of going out to eat at a restaurant and having the cooks ejaculate on your food. Usually brought on by pissing in your dog's water dish as a child

Rich will never go eat at a buffet because he has loadophobia.

[loadophobia] by Babsy1964 February 22, 2013

Lolophobia 

Fear of loling, thinking about loling, or being around people who are loling (lulzers), it is very contagious

Kevin:Dude did u see what he just did!!!! LOL!!!

Shevin: AHHHH I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

Shay: Man, he has massive lolophobia, i hope its not contagious

Lolophobia by LOLMANIA October 16, 2008

linphobia 

having a big fear of lin manuel miranda biting is lip or singing on soundcloud

The photo of lin manuel miranda gave me serious linphobia.

linphobia by sayyestothis July 17, 2020

Loliphobia 

The fear of lolis or small anime girls.

Loliphobia: The fear of lolis or small anime girls.

Person watching anime, sees a tiny anime girl, crawled into the corner and cried while blubbering nonsense about lolis "looking young."

Loliphobia by Master_Nemesis April 1, 2019