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Logophobia 

Fear of words...this is just sad...
Whoever is reading this right now must be scared out of their god damn mind...

"Sir I'm afraid you have a fear of words, logophobia"

*man curls up into a fetal position*
Logophobia by ChuckN0rr1s February 29, 2008

Logophobia 

The irrational fear that the bog will steal all the lemons you have in your house
because of his logophobia the man hid all his lemons
Logophobia by Olga Treacle October 28, 2021

Logophilia 

Actually an emotional love of words, as any true logophile would know.
Logophilia is not sexual. Philia is the Greek word for emotional love.
Logophilia by Glamoiglia October 21, 2011

Yogophobia 

The phobia of Yoghurt/Yoghurt's. This can be anything from just seeing a Yoghurt Pot or to witnessing it's pot lid being licked.

Most people suffer from 'Yogophobia' due to it's white cream appearance and feel pressured when somebody is eating one as they think it may either end up on clothing or even smothered over the persons mouth. 'Yogophobia' often affects people seeing small children with Yoghurt around their mouths drooling and dribbling it everywhere.

'Yogophobia' can be seen as something stupid and petty yet people who have this phobia can result in having a sickened cough or even fainting.
Looks like he has the case of 'Yogophobia'
Yogophobia by the-yoghurt-man. December 5, 2010

lupophobia 

Children are generally full of lupophobia.
lupophobia by uttam maharjan March 25, 2011

[loadophobia] 

the fear of going out to eat at a restaurant and having the cooks ejaculate on your food. Usually brought on by pissing in your dog's water dish as a child
Rich will never go eat at a buffet because he has loadophobia.
[loadophobia] by Babsy1964 February 22, 2013
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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