logophobia 

extreme or irrational fear or aversion to logic.

from Greek 'Logos' (word, reason) + -phobia

“John had a severe case of logophobia, causing him to claim he's attractive."

logophobia by imma_redbull04 July 7, 2014

Logophobia 

Fear of words...this is just sad...

Whoever is reading this right now must be scared out of their god damn mind...

"Sir I'm afraid you have a fear of words, logophobia"

*man curls up into a fetal position*

Logophobia by ChuckN0rr1s February 29, 2008

Logophobia 

The irrational fear that the bog will steal all the lemons you have in your house

because of his logophobia the man hid all his lemons

Logophobia by Olga Treacle October 28, 2021

Logophilia 

Actually an emotional love of words, as any true logophile would know.

Logophilia is not sexual. Philia is the Greek word for emotional love.

Logophilia by Glamoiglia October 21, 2011

Yogophobia 

The phobia of Yoghurt/Yoghurt's. This can be anything from just seeing a Yoghurt Pot or to witnessing it's pot lid being licked.

Most people suffer from 'Yogophobia' due to it's white cream appearance and feel pressured when somebody is eating one as they think it may either end up on clothing or even smothered over the persons mouth. 'Yogophobia' often affects people seeing small children with Yoghurt around their mouths drooling and dribbling it everywhere.

'Yogophobia' can be seen as something stupid and petty yet people who have this phobia can result in having a sickened cough or even fainting.

Looks like he has the case of 'Yogophobia'

Yogophobia by the-yoghurt-man. December 5, 2010

lupophobia 

abnormal dread of wolves.

Children are generally full of lupophobia.

lupophobia by uttam maharjan March 25, 2011

[loadophobia] 

the fear of going out to eat at a restaurant and having the cooks ejaculate on your food. Usually brought on by pissing in your dog's water dish as a child

Rich will never go eat at a buffet because he has loadophobia.

[loadophobia] by Babsy1964 February 22, 2013