Lolophobia

Fear of loling, thinking about loling, or being around people who are loling (lulzers), it is very contagious

Kevin:Dude did u see what he just did!!!! LOL!!!

Shevin: AHHHH I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

Shay: Man, he has massive lolophobia, i hope its not contagious

by LOLMANIA October 16, 2008

logophobia

extreme or irrational fear or aversion to logic.

from Greek 'Logos' (word, reason) + -phobia

“John had a severe case of logophobia, causing him to claim he's attractive."

by imma_redbull04 July 7, 2014

holophobia

The prejudice, discrimination or antagonism against holograms or other mass-free entities. A common form of holophobia is the belief that holograms are not "real"

-How did your job interview go?
-They wouldn't even let me in, because I'm not "real"
-Dude... That's some serious holophobia.

by Jessica's feet November 20, 2019

Solophobia

n. The fear of being alone. Amplified by separation from one's parent(s) at a young age, and/or being left alone at a young age for extended periods of time, solophobia is a powerful, instinctual, primal aversion to loneliness, which inspires action without thought. Solophobes seek contact with others at all times, potentially to unhealthy extents. Often immediately indistinguishable from gregariousness, solophobia differs in that it is caused by the desire to avoid negative feelings rather than a desire to seek positive feelings. While it is possible for a solophobe to experience positive feelings as an indirect result of acting on their fear, the root motivation remains the avoidance of negative feelings.

Multiple solophobes, in common company, run the risk of long periods of inaction, locked into the avoidance of negative feelings, but unable to seek positivity. A romantic bond between two undiagnosed solophobes is one of the most powerful interpersonal bonds known to pseudo-psychology.

Solophobia is distinguished from the seemingly similar "autophobia," where auto = self, and phobia = fear. Theoretically, feelings caused by autophobia would remain in the presence of others, but feelings caused by solophobia would temporarily evaporate in the presence of others. The difference between fearing one's self and fearing solitude necessitates the creation of the word Solophobia.

"In hindsight, I realize that my solophobia was the cause of my compulsion to put off my homework to hang out with my neighbors in college, who bored me anyway."

"My dog will scratch at the door to go outside to pee, but when I close the door behind her, her solophobia takes over and she immediately wants back inside, rendering her unable to pee. Dilemma."

"I think I might need to move, my neighbor keeps solophobily trying to hang out, and he smells like hot garbage."

by carl_2012 November 30, 2011

lupophobia

abnormal dread of wolves.

Children are generally full of lupophobia.

by uttam maharjan March 25, 2011

[loadophobia]

the fear of going out to eat at a restaurant and having the cooks ejaculate on your food. Usually brought on by pissing in your dog's water dish as a child

Rich will never go eat at a buffet because he has loadophobia.

by Babsy1964 February 22, 2013

Lolophobe

A 'Lolophobe' is a person who dislikes/refuses to use the abbreviation 'lol'.

Example 1:

Person 1: I think that guy is a Lolophobe!

Person 2: Really..? Why?

Person 1: He never uses the word lol.

Example 2:

Person 1: I hate it when people use the abbreviation 'lol'. Does that make me a Lolophobe?

Person 2: Yeah.

by Gerartie March 26, 2009