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landphobia

Landphobia is the bigotry and intolerance towards landownership and People of Land. People of Land (PoL) is one of the most marginalised minority groups in modern day society and is constantly subject to microaggressions (e.g. not paying rent plus tip on time); hateful bigotry (e.g. ‘being a landlord is not a rEaL jOb’); and at times even systemic discriminations such as property tax and eviction moratoriums.
Rentoid: Landlords add nothing to society and are parasites. Why am I forced to pay to live in my own house??
People of land: What is this Landphobia? I’m literally shaking right now!!
landphobia by OS69 August 29, 2021

manphobia 

when particularily a female is scared or shy around males and thinks that all men are mean and brutal.
the girl scurries away from men because she is afraid they will beat her for no reason she must have manphobia.
manphobia by pyromanic_ninja September 28, 2009

linphobia 

having a big fear of lin manuel miranda biting is lip or singing on soundcloud
The photo of lin manuel miranda gave me serious linphobia.
linphobia by sayyestothis July 17, 2020

Luanaphobia 

luanaphobia is when you don’t agree with her statements, opinions,ignore her attention seeking and be rude to her. most often shown by polls due to fear of her sometimes impulsive actions or in groupchats on twitter.

are there any cures?

improve your taste obviously.
person a : wow luana is sooo annoying

person b : that’s luanaphobia ! im breaking the moot
Luanaphobia by Luhuanaa September 21, 2020
this is when someone is rude, disrespectful, or blatant scared to and of a wholesome “lyn.” no lyn deserves to be disrespected and it is sad how this is a thing in the first place.
stop spreading lynphobia about lyn or i will eat you.

laniphobia 

Its a term of you being afraid of your friend or significant other names lelani or lani
Jess: I have laniphobia
Lani: hey.
Jess: AHHHHH
laniphobia by VELLIE February 11, 2022